I'm thinking we should go see a movie after dinner, any suggestions?

Okay, she said it was Gwen, or Jen or something like that, I forget.

 

Now what?

 

"Yeah, I called her up; she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

I'm thinking we should go see a movie after dinner, any suggestions?

 

First of all, find a quaint theater that screams romance. Usually they show X rated films.

 

When you go to the movie, pay for yourself. Then have her meet you around the back alley and let her in.

 

Make sure you get refreshments. Have her smuggle in 2 Jewel generic orange pop, make sure hers is a diet. Bring some candy as well. The best kind is the hard candy that grandparents keep in a dish on their front room table for 20 years. It never goes bad.

 

Be a gentleman and sit her in the front row so she can see the movie real well. Then you move towards the middle of the theater so you don't crowd her.

I'm thinking we should go see a movie after dinner, any suggestions?

You need to go see a really sad movie--to show her your sensitive. I suggest opening the conversation by saying "Wasn't Schindler's list a brilliant film?" And then take her to see whatever Holocaust fare is playing near you. Make sure you cry very loudly during the movie--you want her to see how sensitive you are and how open with your emotions.

 

It would also really impress her if you ate a box of Milk Duds during the movie--remember chewing loudly just lets girls now about your oral prowess!

I'm thinking we should go see a movie after dinner, any suggestions?

 

Pfft. Forget a movie! Its Vday. If you take her out, you better get some out of it! I suggest going and finding some lingere for her to wear, you know to set the mood, but make sure to get it a couple of sizes too big, that way she will be comfortable in it.

Trim your pubes to resemble her favorite animal.

Trim your pubes to resemble her favorite animal.

 

 

 

Third, always state the "no laughing during sex" rule*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*FOTC

 

Actually it is OK to laugh, just don't point! THAT'S a mood ruiner.

Really, you should ask an expert how to impress and charm your girlfriend, ask your wife!

You want a romantic dinner with a built in close? "Cook" her dinner at your place, because its that much closer to your bed. I would order in catering from somewhere and put some pots and pans in the sink, and when she arrives pull it out of the over or something of the sort making it look like you just finished the meal. Pour a ton of booze, eat, booze, sex, usher her out the door, PS3.

Pfft. Forget a movie! Its Vday. If you take her out, you better get some out of it! I suggest going and finding some lingere for her to wear, you know to set the mood, but make sure to get it a couple of sizes too big, that way she will be comfortable in it.

 

He should really get matching lingerie to wear himself as well. A couple of sizes too small for him. It will show her that he really is about equality.

This is great; gotta remember to nominate it for 2009 Thread of the Year

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by smalls2598

Invite over one of your ex girlfriends so they can compare stories. Nothing like good ol nostalgia to set a romantic mood.

and always, always, show her all your posts here, that will really impress her

Take her to an adult movie store...that is the true meaning of giving.

If you really love your girlfriend you should consider constructing a dungeon in your basement and locking her in there after Valentine's dinner. That way you'll always be near each other. In order to make her feel more at ease with this I would also purchase a leather mask like this one

 

 

and a voice changer device and use them whenever you go down to visit her. You don't want her to think you're completely obsessed with her. Make her guess at who it is whenever you go down to the dungeon.

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by BigSqwert

A visit to the latest pedaphile and rape websites are always a hit after light dinner conversation centered around beastiality and incest and how your family enjoys a little of each on the holidays. Nude family photos really will get home your intentions.

This is great; gotta remember to nominate it for 2009 Thread of the Year

Tex's first thread was pretty hilarious too, it died for some reason.

Everybody here seems convinced the date will end with consummation, and hopefully it does. But here's what you have to keep in mind. Relationships are best when you don't have to try so hard that it becomes work, and nowhere is that more true than in the bedroom. Don't get all worked up about trying to please her or you're working too hard. Skip the foreplay entirely — get in, get out, and then let your sweetheart make you a nice sandwich. Like Bigfoot, the myth of the "female orgasm" is one that Americans spend way too much time obsessing over anyway, and here's your chance to show what a highly evolved man you are.

Edited February 6, 200917 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Share some intimate details about yourself with her, such as what your favorite meal is. Then show her how thoughtful you are by going out to the store to get all the ingredients so she can make it for you for Valentine's Day. When you're eating the food, remember to be completely honest about how she cooked the food, she'll appreciate it cause she'll want to make sure she'll do a better job next time. When you're done eating, tell her how full you are and make sure you let out some burps to prove it, then loosen your belt as you get up to go back to watching tv in the family room. Let her have time to concentrate on washing all the dishes, pots, and pans by herself.

Edited February 6, 200917 yr by SouthsideDon48

What's Valentine's Day?