March 27, 200917 yr http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html She apparently didn't say wow.
March 27, 200917 yr QUOTE (Heads22 @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:04 PM) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html She apparently didn't say wow. seeing the mugshots, looks like shamwow guy got beat up by a hooker
March 27, 200917 yr QUOTE (mr_genius @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:24 PM) seeing the mugshots, looks like shamwow guy got beat up by a hooker AND the ugly stick.
March 27, 200917 yr Wow.. amazing what no makeup can do to a guy away from T.V. I couldn't believe has was that old and then the mug shots happened..
March 27, 200917 yr QUOTE (SoxAce @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:54 PM) Wow.. amazing what no makeup can do to a guy away from T.V. I couldn't believe has was that old and then the mug shots happened.. Was just thinking the same thing. Thought the dude was in his 30's from tv. He looks messed up without the magic makeup.
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (SoxFanForever @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:08 PM) Was just thinking the same thing. Thought the dude was in his 30's from tv. He looks messed up without the magic makeup. The Magic Makeup should be his next product. "Look at my horrific mug. Who wants to see THIS waking up next to ya? Now I smear on some Magic Makeup and watch the years fade away!....doesn't work on the lazy eye, though....."
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (The Critic @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 07:01 PM) The Magic Makeup should be his next product. "Look at my horrific mug. Who wants to see THIS waking up next to ya? Now I smear on some Magic Makeup and watch the years fade away!....doesn't work on the lazy eye, though....." Haha, classic!
March 28, 200917 yr Was just thinking the same thing. Thought the dude was in his 30's from tv. He looks messed up without the magic makeup. He looks like someone Bart Simpson would prank call.
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 12:34 AM) It looks like one of those before and after Meth posters. LOL, that is SPOT on. QUOTE (T R U @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 04:36 AM) Ide pay to f*** that prostitute You better watch your tongue. That girl has a mean streak in her
March 28, 200917 yr Did the Shamwow work on the blood??? I almost bought some Shamwow's yesterday...but then I got my s*** together and walked away.
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 09:54 AM) Did the Shamwow work on the blood??? I almost bought some Shamwow's yesterday...but then I got my s*** together and walked away. I got them for both my mom and dad for christmas as a side gift, and they both love them. My stepdad in particular uses them to clean up everything, wash the car, etc
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 10:54 AM) I almost bought some Shamwow's yesterday...but then I got my s*** together and walked away. But wait. . . There's MORE!!
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (T R U @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 04:36 AM) Ide pay to f*** that prostitute This post seems like it might have been under the influence between "Ide" and the time of it, but I have a hard time arguing. For a prostitute, she's not bad.
March 28, 200917 yr The funny part of that police report is where they have to specify any tattoos and the pro has "lucky" tattooed on her back. And I can't believe the ShamWow guy is making so much money from being the voice of these things that he's staying at the Setai and paying $1k to get laid
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (3E8 @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 11:48 AM) The funny part of that police report is where they have to specify any tattoos and the pro has "lucky" tattooed on her back. And I can't believe the ShamWow guy is making so much money from being the voice of these things that he's staying at the Setai and paying $1k to get laid He is the owner of the company or whatever. He's not a spokesperson.
March 28, 200917 yr QUOTE (JorgeFabregas @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 11:17 AM) He is the owner of the company or whatever. He's not a spokesperson. Yep. He owns both the ShamWow and SlapChop. He's sold over 3 million ShamWows. I think he can swing a hotel room and a whore.
April 1, 200917 yr Everyone knows there's no kissing on the lips. Didn't this guy see "Pretty Woman"?
April 1, 200917 yr QUOTE (JorgeFabregas @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 12:17 PM) He is the owner of the company or whatever. He's not a spokesperson. Isnt he owner AND spokesperson?
April 2, 200917 yr QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 2, 2009 -> 01:36 AM) Why exactly does he need a headset in that commercial? Because he's standing by to take your order!
April 2, 200917 yr QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 2, 2009 -> 12:45 AM) Because he's standing by to take your order! or he is on standby with an escort service
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