Swisher, the one who jokes around a lot, and is a high OBP player. Not the one who is reviled by White Son fans for having one bad year.

Edited April 15, 200916 yr by Thunderbolt

me

 

Man there are a whole lot of zeros in that statline

me

 

Did you start wearing Kanye West sunglasses before or after your 10 million dollar contract?

Did you start wearing Kanye West sunglasses before or after your 10 million dollar contract?

 

Money didn't change Steve, he was always a dick.

As a pitcher, I'm the right handed version of a pre-SF Barry Zito. Good fastball but nothing overpowering, good command of the strike zone, good movement, great curveball. As a hitter, JD sounds about exact. Line driver hitter with good average and power, mostly hitting right up the middle, but can go opposite field a lot. I'd draw a lot more walks than JD however. And I'm 6'6, 235, so not much speed. I played LF a lot, then a lot of 1B/3B, and then exclusively a pitcher. I was best defensively at 1B.

Anyone here follow Club Trillion?

 

I'd be a pitcher who throws 92 with movement while doing burnouts in my Firebird with my cousin Wayne. - Where's my F'n cards, doucher?

Man there are a whole lot of zeros in that statline

26 year old MLB rookie. I'll be solid though.

 

Did you start wearing Kanye West sunglasses before or after your 10 million dollar contract?

Player before contract!

Anyone here follow Club Trillion?

 

I'd be a pitcher who throws 92 with movement while doing burnouts in my Firebird with my cousin Wayne. - Where's my F'n cards, doucher?

 

You are Kenny Powers if you lose 15 MPH on your fastball

Pitcher: A latter day Dick Tidrow.

 

Hitter: Mike Squires

Pitcher: Late inning relief or closer. Right hand, side arm with only a few pitches. Fastball, sinker, slider. I'd have the occasional junk pitch I'd try like a floating change or big curve.

 

Position player: Corner outfield. Love chasing down the fly balls and making diving catches. Not much power hitting-wise. Switch hitter than has more power from the right but more hits from the left.

I am and would be terrible.....hit .270, strike out 40% of the time, throw funny, hurt a lot, but hustles so much that people think you are a better player than you actually are.

 

my goal every year is to have as many hits as strikeouts, the more i play, the more dispairity there is between those two numbers.

 

if i was ever able to pitch, i want to be like Charlie Haeger or Charlie Hough!

 

 

Bill Lee. I would use an eephus pitch to set up my awful fastball.

any Bullpen Catcher, With David Wells/Rod Beck Qualities, Throwin in chaws as big as juan uribe's, combined with artie lang from beer league. I drop Bombs in Batting Practice.

Well I was always a 1 or 2 hitter but when I was put in the 4 spot I was clutch. Was fast and stole good amt of bases, wasn't a big power threat but I hit them. I loved fielding though, played SS and CF, probably my best part of my game was fielding.

 

I'll be realistic and say I would compare myself to a Jason Bartlett.

 

Pitching, I had decent movement, was fairly finesse, wasn't a hard thrower but I could go a lot of innings. not much of a strikeout guy but I got a lot of groundouts.

 

Guess maybe a Jamie Moyer or Bronson Arroyo.

i would be exactly brent lillibridge.

Kevin Youkilis.

 

Senior year of high school I hit .470, with an OPS of almost 2, yet I didnt hit a lot of homers. Too many damn line drive doubles.