Were goin to seriesly get beat tonite with this collection of has beens and never will be's hitting tonight.

Ian Kinsler wakes up at night with cold sweats thinking about Dustin Pedroia.

Pedroia wishes he had the skills Kinsler has.

Our players just don't seem to be into games. Another runner steals 3rd when our pitcher/middle infielders have their head up their ass.

He was kinda out. Can't blame our boys for that.

I'm so sick of hearing about him.

 

Dude, start acting a little classier already.

You stay classy, Qwerty.

 

Sweet, I'll start saying STEROIDS or COCAINE for players I've been told juiced.

I'd prefer we made this a completely hyperbolic gamethread.

 

That was the worst call at third ever.

that's literally the best idea i've ever heard!

I'd prefer we made this a completely hyperbolic gamethread.

 

That was the worst call at third ever.

 

You mean its not? Coulda fooled me.

Were goin to seriesly get beat tonite with this collection of has beens and never will be's hitting tonight.

Literally the worst Sox game ever.

I think he tweaked his knee again a week ago. He's been hobbling down the line all week. It would also explain why he seems incapable of driving the ball.

All season and spring training there does seem to be a hitch in his giddyup when he jogging. He seemed alright when he's really running, but if he's hurt, he's useless.

Dude, start acting a little classier already.

The guy got his life together. Why do we have to dwell on negative s***, like that? Do we need to tear everybody down?

Fields needs to learn how to put the glove right on the bag. It's funny, but AJP on the radio on Wednesday was saying that he's had complaints this year about how our infielders put the tag down on a steal attempt.

Sweet, I'll start saying STEROIDS or COCAINE for players I've been told juiced.

 

This game sounds fun.

 

 

RABBITS

There literally were no CF's available this past offseason better than Jerry Owens.

Literally, this lineup would seriously lose to the Rangers' AAA team.

The guy got his life together. Why do we have to dwell on negative s***, like that? Do we need to tear everybody down?

My god you're sensitive about this sort of s***.

The guy got his life together. Why do we have to dwell on negative s***, like that? Do we need to tear everybody down?

"Aren't you tired of being told who your idols should be?" -George Carlin

Literally the worst Sox game ever.

 

Dang, I was trying to fit more bad grammar into that post, but epic failure on my behalf.

My god you're sensitive about this sort of s***.

Nah, i just try not to be cynical about everything.

There literally were no CF's available this past offseason better than Jerry Owens.

 

Yep, I honestly am shocked we didn't pursue Andruw.

 

Oh well, shouldn't challenge the righty with a lefty on deck and 2 outs. Story of this series so far.

Like, ohmigosh, lookout fast!!!

This game sounds fun.

 

 

RABBITS

 

MAGIC!

My god you're sensitive about this sort of s***.

he's his son. we should be more respectful.

Fields needs to learn how to put the glove right on the bag. It's funny, but AJP on the radio on Wednesday was saying that he's had complaints this year about how our infielders put the tag down on a steal attempt.

They are probably in shock that they actually have a shot at nailing the runner.

why is there a titty holster commercial on Sunday Night Baseball?

why is there a titty holster commercial on Sunday Night Baseball?

 

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