Thing of f***ing beauty.

 

He might lead our team in doubles this year while getting 200 ABs.

i'd take hyperbole over bad grammar any day.

Yeah, being off by one keystroke is TOTALLY "bad grammar."

Texas has to know with 1st base open, there's a better chance of Alexei getting himself out than pitching to him and not expecting him to get a hit, such an easy out

 

.195 and dropping, unreal

He might lead our team in doubles this year while getting 200 ABs.

He's off to a banner start, one less than team leader Konerko and 5 times more than Quentin.

 

Oh Alexei, you're giving us nothing.

Alexei is slowly earning that 9th spot...

And Ramirez continues to be useless. How much longer does he have to suck before we decide last year was a fluke?

Holy s***, it's the first inning, you want to get the best pitcher on your team ejected in the first inning?

A warning hasn't been issued yet...Alexei is really terrible so far.

Squandered the leadoff double. At least we face Greinke tomorrow.

No we don't "literally" have a minor league team on the field. Man, I hate it when people overuse of misuse that word.

 

Lillibridge belongs in tee-ball. Ridiculous

 

Sounds like a psychological disorder to me

Morgan just said he thinks Alexei should've gotten more consideration for ROY last year - while I appreciate the love for a Sox player, Ramirez was the runner-up to Evan Longoria, who is a motherf***ing beast. How much more "support" can you expect?

Edited May 3, 200916 yr by lostfan

Not fan of this s***ty line up, but here is Ozzie reason... Harrison versus righties .406, versus lefties .217.

Getz vs. lefties .500

A warning hasn't been issued yet...Alexei is really terrible so far.

You don't have to have a warning to be ejected if the ump thinks it was deliberate.

Evan Longoria, who is a motherf***ing beats.

Awesome.

Yeah, being off by one keystroke is TOTALLY "bad grammar."

ah gotcha. didn't even realize you were going for 'or'

 

regardless, i'm a man who likes his hyperbole and it's probably not gonna change any time soon.

A warning hasn't been issued yet...Alexei is really terrible so far.

The umpire can and will toss a pitcher without previously warning both sides.

And Ramirez continues to be useless. How much longer does he have to suck before we decide last year was a fluke?

 

I want to know how many hits he had to the opposite field last year compared to how many he has so far this season. Seems like he's trying to pull EVERYTHING!.

ah gotcha. didn't even realize you were going for 'or'

 

regardless, i'm a man who likes his hyperbole and it's probably not gonna change any time soon.

Not in literally a million years huh?

Seems like he's trying to pull EVERYTHING!.

 

I'll bite....does that surprised anyone?

 

 

Getz should go into hiding.

I want to know how many hits he had to the opposite field last year compared to how many he has so far this season. Seems like he's trying to pull EVERYTHING!.

 

Yeah. Just like a lot of other players on the team. I don't even want to bring up the Walker-issue.. cause I know it polarizes the board (and we all know he ain't going anywhere).

Awesome.

lol. my typing reaches triple digits sometimes, I'm surprised I don't do that more often.

Not in literally a million years huh?

 

literally.

I'll bite....does that surprised anyone?

 

Cooper is the only coach on the team who deserves his paycheck. Cox and Walker are really bad at their job.

 

Hold on, I have to get some tissues for the circle jerk Joe Morgan's trying to get started for Rickey Henderson.

anybody think rickey juiced?

 

nice error by betemit

 

edit: spelled his name wrong

Edited May 3, 200916 yr by joesaiditstrue

f***ing A Wilson, gotta make that play.

Haha...that's my boy!! Do we end the night with more hits or errors?