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White Sox Haiku Thread

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I like Jim Thome

Lots better than Todd Ritchie

He was complete trash

 

 

post the white sox related haiku you have written here.

Edited by son of a rude

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booo

this post did not fit

the haiku criteria

of five seven five

bacon slayer love

likes girls a bit older

rookie of the year

QUOTE (joeynach @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 04:32 AM)
booo

 

 

booing is not cool

help a thread along it does

not, so please refrain

fourteen inning game

then hope dashed against the rocks

by old man griffey

The White Sox do not

Play fundamental baseball

Hurts playoff chances

QUOTE (Hanky Panky @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 05:18 AM)
bacon slayer love

likes girls a bit older

rookie of the year

 

:lolhitting

 

QUOTE (G&T @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 05:34 AM)
The White Sox do not

Play fundamental baseball

Hurts playoff chances

 

Amen, brother.

 

Edited by WCSox

Bacon is the worst

Nickname I have ever heard

Hope it doesn't stick

QUOTE (son of a rude @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 03:37 AM)
I like Jim Thome

Lots better than Todd Ritchie

He was complete trash

 

 

post the white sox related haiku you have written here.

 

There's no way I'm participating in poetry, but I still want to tell you how awesome it is that you started the thread with this particular haiku.

I never would think

A haiku thread would ever

Make it past five posts

We're looking down on Wayne's basement

Only that's not Wayne's basement

Isn't that weird?

Colon searches hard

For a tasty treat to eat

He consumes Chris Getz

QUOTE (Markbilliards @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 11:11 AM)
Colon searches hard

For a tasty treat to eat

He consumes Chris Getz

:notworthy

QUOTE (Markbilliards @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 10:11 AM)
Colon searches hard

For a tasty treat to eat

He consumes Chris Getz

:lol: :lol:

:lolhitting

No radar detects

His wise, aggressive dealings.

Stealth waiver master.

 

Guy gets on first base

Sox pitchers don't give a shi*

Guy steals second base

Jakey-Jakey first made a mistakey

He came to his senses

A good rotation is now stellar.

QUOTE (GreatScott82 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:05 PM)
Jakey-Jakey first made a mistakey

He came to his senses

A good rotation is now stellar.

 

 

Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Haiku typically contain a kigo, or seasonal reference, and a kireji or verbal caesura. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to parallel the three metrical phrases of Japanese haiku.[2] Previously called hokku, haiku was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.

 

 

QUOTE (GreatScott82 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:05 PM)
Jakey-Jakey first made a mistakey

He came to his senses

A good rotation is now stellar.

 

That might be the worst attempt at a haiku that I've ever seen. And I've seen my fair share of them.

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That might be the worst attempt at a haiku that I've ever seen. And I've seen my fair share of them.

He did it all wrong

It must go five seven five

He sucks at haikus

QUOTE (son of a rude @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:59 PM)
He did it all wrong

It must go five seven five

He sucks at haikus

lol oh well i teach science not english.

Tigers still ahead

What can Sox do about it?

Win the next 9 games.

 

Danks, Buehrle, and Floyd

Can't win enough games themselves

Need more starting help

 

Where does Rios hit?

It doesn't really matter

We need his defense

 

Dye looks old and slow

Rest him and he will bounce back

To slug like old times

 

Peavy looked sharp

In first minor league tuneup

Expectations grow

 

Pods picked off third

Cost Sox fourteen inning game

Time to bounce back strong

 

I love Sox Haikus

Wrote lots during 05 run

We won World Series!

 

(This was my favorite.)

 

Great Ozzie man say

Pitching and defense the way

To World Series play!

Edited by VAfan

A haiku is a

poem with seven sylla-

bles in the middle

Haikus are awesome

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

 

Freddy Garcia

In second go round with Sox

Could stabilize staff

 

Freddy in 05

Won last 4 games on the road

No one was better

 

Garcia magic

Could we see it strike again?

It would really help.

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