Edited January 21, 201016 yr by BigSqwert

 

"This is a red X in a box"...

 

"It's called 'the shocker,' baby."

Edited January 21, 201016 yr by JPN366

 

 

"First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one..."

 

"Baby...give your twin sister a call and have her be over there too. Oh and make sure to invite that Jamaican girl you work with. It's on"

 

"Dude, trust me, this will be awesome, just do it. First, you cut a hole in a box..."

"So there she was just waiting for me. I slowly pulled down my - dammit, I'm going to have to call you back. I gotta do an interview."

Wow that looks just like identical to my cubicle. same phone, desk cabinets. chair is the only thing different.... maybe he was at my work and i didnt even know it!

Yes Pepsi, your logo is fully in view for the camera.

Caption: Gordon Beckhams them to the ball park

 

 

Quote: "Hi this is Gordon. Can I interest you in a season ticket? No?!? How about a partial plan. We have great seats and concessions. Did I tell you about our new covered parking by Gate 5? Sir, please don't hang up! If I can't sell at least 5 tickets, then Ozzie is going to platoon me with Lillibridge...he's the Lloyd Braun of ticket sales."

"Just give me the 2010 MVP now".

 

"I love you Ozzie, but man, I'm not going to switch to an all-Venezuelan diet. I mean, I just don't see how that will help."

 

"No mom, I am not touching myself again..."

I'm going for the Doogie Hauser look this season

"Umm, Jermaine is, ummmmmm not available right now; May I take a message? No, I don't think he will be back anytime soon".

Do you have a date for the prom?

Can i help you Mr. ...........Boras is it?

loveyoutoo

 

"What's that Chris? You'll outdo me at second base performance next year? OK, talk to you later bud."