Finally Mark.

I'll go out on a limb (not my own limb of course) and say Teahen gets a base hit.

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Mark Motherf***ing Teahan b****es!

Teahen comes through. About f***ing time.

There must have been something in that pizza, because I think I just saw Teahen hit the ball hard. That can't be real.

 

Somewhere on the interwebs, ESPY is happy. Nice hit, best swing on the spring for Mark.

 

 

Baker has absolutely nothing today, if you're watching this game you can clearly see that

His offspeed stuff is in the dirt, and breaking stuff is flat as well as his fastball has very little movement on it

 

Lets get some more runs while we still can

Teahen will find a way to GIDP here.

Get In a Double, and to the Plate

Gentlemen and ladies too, the fuse is lit

 

Hawk says, "there bullpen is your run."

I'm using T-Time from now on fwiw. Threw it out there and he finally hit one hard.

Pierre is a far better defensive OF than Pods is. They both have noodle arms, but Pierre is better in all other respects.

 

For whatever it's worth, their WARPs were nearly identical last year (2.5 or so).

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It was just a feeling, haha.

Hawk says, "there bullpen is your run."

 

Lol. To true.

Get In a Double, and to the Plate

Last night, the only reason why I wasn't insisting that Teahen would GIDP in the 10th inning with 1 out was that I wasn't 100% confident he'd be able to make contact with the ball.

For whatever it's worth, their WARPs were nearly identical last year (2.5 or so).

Is that affected by playing time or by effectiveness on the basepaths?

Baker has absolutely nothing today

How sad that when the opposing pitcher has nothing it's a struggle to get 1 run.

For whatever it's worth, their WARPs were nearly identical last year (2.5 or so).

 

Does it matter that Pods had 150 more ABs than Pierre last year?

"He'd be the first one to tell you that a normal sized man makes that play"

 

"that's cold. That's cold".

 

Stone and Hawk talking about Punto.

How does hawk and stoney know everyone

How does hawk and stoney know everyone

Broadcasters are basically members of the team that have nothing to do but talk to people and observe things. Its awesome.

How does hawk and stoney know everyone

 

Actually I was under the assumption that Hawk only knows 15 people that he rotates stories about.

 

 

another good at bat for pierre.

Nice at bat for Pierre.

Pierre has decided he can win this game by exhausting both Baker and Punto.

Actually I was under the assumption that Hawk only knows 15 people that he rotates stories about.

mercy