March 16, 201115 yr A bunch of ants crawled onto the seat of a motorcycle, making it one ICHIro SUZUKI.
March 16, 201115 yr Author Doggone lock is rusted and can't get the door open. I'll slide in Cory's Luebke to help open it up. (Ah what the heck, I'll give one to an umpire!) I really like Chuck's Merriwether forcast for this week
March 16, 201115 yr When my Comedian friend told me to get in shape, I told him, "Alright, I'll go to the Jim, Abbott!" Edited March 16, 201115 yr by farmteam
March 16, 201115 yr The crime raid revealed the perpetrator's scandalous photos of Prince Alberts, Pujols, and various bestiality scenes in addition to a vintage Dick Pole. Edited March 16, 201115 yr by BigSqwert
March 16, 201115 yr A.J. is blindfolded and might end up in the water. He's about to walk off of that Pier, zynski can't see.
March 17, 201115 yr QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 16, 2011 -> 05:41 PM) A.J. is blindfolded and might end up in the water. He's about to walk off of that Pier, zynski can't see. LOL. And I thought me using a foreign language was bad.
March 17, 201115 yr Author Robert Plant once told hid lead guitar player when they were about to go on the road, "Hey, don't forget your Satchel...Paige!" An oriental friend was about to open up an outdoor amusement center with lots of slides, swings and monkey bars for prostitutes. He wants to name it Chan's... "Ho Park"!
March 17, 201115 yr QUOTE (T R U @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 01:36 PM) haha this whole thread is like a collection of bad joecoolman jokes.. Except the people making the jokes know they're bad and don't think they've come up with some great one-liners.
March 17, 201115 yr QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 02:45 PM) Except the people making the jokes know they're bad and don't think they've come up with some great one-liners. Pretty much. I like Joecool. But a small chipmunk dies whenever 'hotfire' is said out loud or even typed. Worst nickname of the modern era.
March 17, 201115 yr Author QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 02:45 PM) Except the people making the jokes know they're bad and don't think they've come up with some great one-liners. Agreed. Yes these are all pretty lame, but it's a test to try and stretch the imagination as to how low and warped that it will go and yet somehow keep it baseball related. As bad as some of them are, some are also pretty clever. Sorry, but here comes another example. You heard of comjoined twins being separated? Well what if a doctor went south of the border and wanted to fuse together one little child onto another? You could ask..."Hey..did Tony Graff-a-nino?" Sorry....I know that this one was beyond the realm of pathetic.
March 17, 201115 yr The captain yelled out to the first mate, Tom, while maneuvering through the post tsunami coast line "Tom, Paciorek (pass shore wreck) and head due west!" Edited March 17, 201115 yr by BigSqwert
March 17, 201115 yr QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 03:59 PM) Pretty much. I like Joecool. But a small chipmunk dies whenever 'hotfire' is said out loud or even typed. Worst nickname of the modern era.
March 18, 201115 yr Author I know a guy who had two customized gashes in his side that was made by antlers of a deer. I guess that you could say that he had Taylor Buchholz. When he fell into a vat of playdough, they turned into Clay Buchholz
March 18, 201115 yr Author QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 05:21 PM) He spelled it, Y-E-L-O-W. Brent, Morel is what you need. Had to look at this one a couple of times. Finally got it! Nice! Pedro and his family doesn't like to use their whole first names. They just likes to use his first initial only. Big problem!!! They were trapped in a gunny sack and were all eaten by cannibals. Newspaper headline read Cannibals ate bag of P.Astacios
March 18, 201115 yr QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 04:21 PM) He spelled it, Y-E-L-O-W. Brent, Morel is what you need. I still don't get it.
March 18, 201115 yr QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 18, 2011 -> 10:38 AM) I still don't get it. He's telling Brent that he needs more "L"s to spell the word yellow since it was spelled with just one. Edited March 18, 201115 yr by BigSqwert
March 18, 201115 yr Author Darn.... I can't find any plates to place all of the cold cuts on when I serve them to our guests. Hey! Wait a minute!! maybe I can use Sergio's Mitre (Meat tray!)
March 18, 201115 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Mar 18, 2011 -> 09:43 AM) He's telling Brent that he needs more "L"s to spell the word yellow since it was spelled with just one. Ah, thanks.
March 19, 201115 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 15, 2011 -> 09:15 PM) HEY, DICK SUCH! Dick's such a dick for saying ethan is a f**get for not wanting to touch charlie sheen's goddesses harry butts, ethan then said the only way he would comply is if gene let him in the krapper beforehand to relieve himself of seaman, i personally wouldn't go near them if i were gene, because the mere sight of those two, and your dick burns. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would just like to state that i found it silly that a word that is not even technically a word gets censored. Gimme a break. Leaf**e? That's downright paranoia. What if i just wanted to have a nice laid back conversation about some foliage? I couldn't without having it censored for zero reason. It's not even you guys, there is just a flaw in the system. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dudes name is ''A Dick''. http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=dick--001a-- http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=f**get001eth http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=butts-001har http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/krappge01.shtml This lucky bastard goes by ''seaman''. http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=seaman001--- http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/burnsdi01.shtml ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here is a couple for laughs. Good ol' p**** tebeau. http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/tebeapu01.shtml Dizzy nutter. http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/n/nuttedi01.shtml I had one search that was so vulgar baseball reference linked me to this... i thought it was hilarious because i was in no way expecting it. Edited March 19, 201115 yr by qwerty
March 19, 201115 yr Author Mr Clean wanted to go to the store with a male friend and also with his girlfriend named Ezmerelda. A bystander was adamant about making sure that Mr. Clean did not go, but instead that ge stayed at home. So he yelled out in a rage... Hey!.....Stay here Ubaldo! Jimenez-merelda are going alone!
March 19, 201115 yr QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Mar 19, 2011 -> 07:26 AM) Mr Clean wanted to go to the store with a male friend and also with his girlfriend named Ezmerelda. A bystander was adamant about making sure that Mr. Clean did not go, but instead that ge stayed at home. So he yelled out in a rage... Hey!.....Stay here Ubaldo! Jimenez-merelda are going alone! Prediction: Pierzynski attends the Elite Eight matchup to watch his beloved Gators. Bummer as Florida gets beat. Before the winning team can cut 'em down A. J. Burnetts.
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