So you're giving out free blowjobs on the concourse? Might want to change your name to BigSwallow

awesome

awesome

 

Yeah, that was a good one by fathom. Speaking of awesome, who is that in your avy? All these sexy ass avys. In three days I will be sporting a Miranda Cosgrove avy. As she will be 18 and I will no longer feel like a predator.

So you're giving out free blowjobs on the concourse? Might want to change your name to BigSwallow

ZING

Yeah, that was a good one by fathom. Speaking of awesome, who is that in your avy? All these sexy ass avys. In three days I will be sporting a Miranda Cosgrove avy. As she will be 18 and I will no longer feel like a predator.

The Brooklyn Decker

How do you put someone on ignore?

How do you put someone on ignore?

Murder them.

How do you put someone on ignore?

Go to their profile by clicking on their name. In the LH column, there is a pulldown menu starting on "Options" (just below ratings). Ignore this user is an option in that list. You can't ignore an admin, I believe.

Go to their profile by clicking on their name. In the LH column, there is a pulldown menu starting on "Options" (just below ratings). Ignore this user is an option in that list. You can't ignore an admin, I believe.

I think you're a robot. You take everything so literally.

I think you're a robot. You take everything so literally.

 

Balta is like Qwerty and Kalapse (though qwerty is a lot more human in chat) in that they're droids.

1,459 ks in 1,469.2 IP with a 1.19 WHIP, 3.32 ERA and a .231 batting average doesn't spell ace to you? Jesus Christ.

 

If he can ever be healthy again for a given period, Jake will show that he indeed is an ace. That's a big if, of course. However, his resume is acetastic in my book.

Gale Sayers put up some great stats, doesn't mean I want him starting for the Bears next season.

Gale Sayers put up some great stats, doesn't mean I want him starting for the Bears next season.

Docsox24, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

1,459 ks in 1,469.2 IP with a 1.19 WHIP, 3.32 ERA and a .231 batting average doesn't spell ace to you? Jesus Christ.

 

If he can ever be healthy again for a given period, Jake will show that he indeed is an ace. That's a big if, of course. However, his resume is acetastic in my book.

 

Nope it doesn't. I think you have to throw in victories when defining an ace. I believe an ace will still win 15 on a bad team.

 

Docsox24, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this message board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

The point being Mr. Madison is that while both guys have impressive resumes, neither one is still a dominant player. If you think Jake is still going to be an ace you are going to be severely disappointed. I would say his upside is more in the lines of Gavin Floyd.

Can we now officialy close this thread?

I agree.

It's really going to be fun bumping this thread if Jake comes back and throws a shutout in late April/early May.

The thread is closed and I'm abusing my power to give props to this very prescient poster.