kitekrazy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ May 3, 2011 -> 10:10 PM) How about we just pave the field and roll out the monster trucks? Forget this baseball stuff entirely. That was so hilarious. What we have witnessed, do we dare call it baseball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Soxbadger @ May 3, 2011 -> 10:27 PM) 2 girls 1 cup feels like years ago, same with Rick Rolling. Maybe the Sox should rick roll their players as punishment. Screw you AJ and your AJ song, here is Never Gonna Give You Up They should have every hitter go up to Rebecca Black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Id definitely go to more games if they let me vote on players walk up songs before they bat. All they have to do is put one of those America's Favorite Video voting things in the crowd and you could have a hilarious drinking night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Soxbadger @ May 3, 2011 -> 10:34 PM) Id definitely go to more games if they let me vote on players walk up songs before they bat. All they have to do is put one of those America's Favorite Video voting things in the crowd and you could have a hilarious drinking night. We could even have Bob Saget host it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 You sir have a future in the PR business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 Elvis dog night? Halfway to Christmas? Bobblehead appreciation night? Somewhere in Chicagoland a disconsolate and idealess Brooks Boyer is staring blankly at an unforgiving promotional poster. Free handjob night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I think they should have a Ligue Appreciation Night. No shirt or at least 25 percent of your body covered in tats gets you a $1 ticket. They could even have a beat up a coach competition. It looks like Greg Walker would probably be getting pummeled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 SO WHAT, I CAN'T CHEAT BUT YOU CAN JUST GO AND DRINK UP ALL THE MILK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Well put everyone's name on the scoreboard who shows! Why give us depressing statistics when you can scroll hilarious comments about some one being asked to prom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Nepotism Night would be great. Everyone that has a job because of their dad would receive either an Oney Bobblehead or a KW Jr. Bobblehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 3, 2011 -> 10:39 PM) We could even have Bob Saget host it! Off topic, but has anyone seen his stand-up act since Full House? It's f***ing miserable. Same tired material interspersed with Full House stories. He's a zombie. The only worthwhile thing he's done in 15-20 years was a cameo in Half Baked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 LOL at Dick Allen and fathom. Brooks needs to see this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 BOOO THIS MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo (Amazing scene) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Sox Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I don't know if it's been noted or not, but according to Bill James' game scores, we just fell victim to the worst no-hitter of all time. Liriano scored an 83 ("beating" out Joe Cowley of all people who had the previous worst score at 84 lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavum Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Just watching it, you could tell it wasn't that dominating of a performance. Loud outs, double plays, and a lot of swinging at bad pitches. The Sox just suck right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Sox Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (flavum @ May 3, 2011 -> 09:57 PM) Just watching it, you could tell it wasn't that dominating of a performance. Loud outs, double plays, and a lot of swinging at bad pitches. The Sox just suck right now. Sad part is...not many loud outs. Quentin's hanging liner, Dunn's final out, Castro's liner to CF....what else? There was that play made by Valencia, but that wasn't a "loud" out so much as it was a softly hit chopper right down the line that he made a good play on. But it wasn't a hard hit ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 Liriano did to us exactly what Ryan Bukvich did to both Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz of the Red Sox that one time during the 2007 season by inexplicably retiring good hitters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ May 3, 2011 -> 10:47 PM) Off topic, but has anyone seen his stand-up act since Full House? It's f***ing miserable. Same tired material interspersed with Full House stories. He's a zombie. The only worthwhile thing he's done in 15-20 years was a cameo in Half Baked. Oh, it's terrible. I saw him live for the first time of ever seeing his standup. It was funny because I was drinking and it was Danny Tanner cursing and talking about f***ing the Olsen twins. I saw a special of his since then, and it was the exact same routine. I mean exactly the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 What do Vanessa Minnillo and the White Sox have in common in the last 4 years? THEYVE BOTH BEEN f***ED BY NICK What do Nick Lachey and the White Sox have in common tonight? NO HITS bet you didnt see that last one coming, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 "All in your ass?" That sounds painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (knightni @ May 3, 2011 -> 11:10 PM) "All in your ass?" That sounds painful. Astroglide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 3, 2011 -> 11:12 PM) Astroglide vaseline works fine too and much less embarassing to purchase at CVS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (flippedoutpunk @ May 3, 2011 -> 11:14 PM) vaseline works fine too and much less embarassing to purchase at CVS That makes sense. And you can tell them it's for your gums and lips and you won't be lying. Of course, I generally don't care about the people that work at CVS because I am better than them. I am cold as ice, and willing to sacrifice our love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 No way astroglide because it refers to space and entering the unknown. Astroglide forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhonnydanks Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 clemson football sucks and we were always "all in" with dabo. doomed from the start.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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