May 21, 201114 yr I would just tell her to work from home. Or to film it and make the company extra money.
May 21, 201114 yr "Her doctor, prescribed tranquilizers that reduces her masturbating from 47 times to only 18 times a day. " Wow!
May 21, 201114 yr Comment from below the article At the rate she's going, she'll develop carpal tunnel syndrome in no time. Then she can get worker's comp and get paid to masturbate at home. ;-)
May 21, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (Controlled Chaos @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:45 PM) Comment from below the article At the rate she's going, she'll develop carpal tunnel syndrome in no time. Then she can get worker's comp and get paid to masturbate at home. ;-) That was solid gold... I made sure to click like
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (Controlled Chaos @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:45 PM) Comment from below the article At the rate she's going, she'll develop carpal tunnel syndrome in no time. Then she can get worker's comp and get paid to masturbate at home. ;-) She might have to use part of her comp check to hire someone to masturbate her if she can't do it herself with the carpal tunnel guards on.
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (chw42 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:55 PM) This is an actual condition? Yes. Just about everything te body/brain does, sometimes it gets screwed up and can't stop doing it
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:22 PM) "Her doctor, prescribed tranquilizers that reduces her masturbating from 47 times to only 18 times a day. " Wow! My friend Matt has the same problem. No diagnosis though.
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (chw42 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:55 PM) This is an actual condition? Yeah, but it mostly occurs in males between 12-22, and seem to decline once a girlfriend is established.
May 21, 201114 yr Yeah it sounds funny, but in reality it's probably he'll to go through. Like making jokes about other disorders.
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 20, 2011 -> 10:47 PM) Yeah it sounds funny, but in reality it's probably he'll to go through. Like making jokes about other disorders. Perhaps, but jokes about compulsive masturbation are pretty much homeruns 100% of the time.
May 21, 201114 yr 1. Someone complained?! 2. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and all that.
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 20, 2011 -> 10:45 PM) Yeah, but it mostly occurs in males between 12-22, and seem to decline once a girlfriend is established. Only to resurface after the kids are born . . .
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 20, 2011 -> 10:58 PM) Perhaps, but jokes about compulsive masturbation are pretty much homeruns 100% of the time.
May 21, 201114 yr She looks alright in that picture, so I'd be hitting on her if I were a coworker. You gotta imagine that someone with that disorder is DTF almost all the time.
May 21, 201114 yr QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ May 21, 2011 -> 12:44 PM) She looks alright in that picture, so I'd be hitting on her if I were a coworker. You gotta imagine that someone with that disorder is DTF almost all the time. LOL!
May 21, 201114 yr But could you imagine being married to her? You'd be out mowing the lawn and then she'd want you mowing her lawn and you'd be like "but the actual grass is really, really long" and she wouldn't care. You would be totally numb and immune to sex. Yardwork would be fun and sex would be the chore.
May 21, 201114 yr But could you imagine being married to her? You'd be out mowing the lawn and then she'd want you mowing her lawn and you'd be like "but the actual grass is really, really long" and she wouldn't care. You would be totally numb and immune to sex. Yardwork would be fun and sex would be the chore. Edited May 21, 201114 yr by bigruss22
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