October 27, 201114 yr QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Oct 27, 2011 -> 12:47 AM) Does he know you insult him on the internet? haha... good one. Actually, you can count me as a member of that whacked-out minority of women who find Joakim's sick body and nerdy/socially awkward style (?) really sexy. I've been crushin' on my TA since he got here. Damned professionalism keeps me from attacking him on the daily.
October 28, 201114 yr Need a corny idea??? In the past, I had a costume where nobody guess what I was. I got a black plastic kettle, hung it around my neck, and filled it up with bars of DIAL soap with a sign that said "What Am I?" Nobody guessed it, so at the end of the day I revealed to everyone that I am dressed up as a "Crock-O-Dial!!!" (Maybe that's why I don't post much. Who could stomach the one-liners?? Ah who knows.........maybe someday I'll reach #1000 yet!!)
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Oct 27, 2011 -> 12:54 AM) For as much as you like to make fun of me for my drunkenness have you ever known me to get into "drunken brawl?" I've been in plenty of fights before but they're out of necessity, I don't go looking for problems. No. But a bunch of you running into a bunch more of you would lead to more alcohol, more arguments, lots of bumping into one another, and ultimately fights.
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Oct 27, 2011 -> 07:12 PM) Need a corny idea??? In the past, I had a costume where nobody guess what I was. I got a black plastic kettle, hung it around my neck, and filled it up with bars of DIAL soap with a sign that said "What Am I?" Nobody guessed it, so at the end of the day I revealed to everyone that I am dressed up as a "Crock-O-Dial!!!" (Maybe that's why I don't post much. Who could stomach the one-liners?? Ah who knows.........maybe someday I'll reach #1000 yet!!) Take a bunch of boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Total, Raisin Bran, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cocoa Pebbles, etc. and staple them to a shirt. Walk around with a bloody knife. Cereal killer.
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Oct 27, 2011 -> 07:12 PM) Need a corny idea??? In the past, I had a costume where nobody guess what I was. I got a black plastic kettle, hung it around my neck, and filled it up with bars of DIAL soap with a sign that said "What Am I?" Nobody guessed it, so at the end of the day I revealed to everyone that I am dressed up as a "Crock-O-Dial!!!" (Maybe that's why I don't post much. Who could stomach the one-liners?? Ah who knows.........maybe someday I'll reach #1000 yet!!) Nice
October 28, 201114 yr Weird doing the costume thing today. I have to make a stop on my way to school and after. I am trying to figure out a two step system to not look quite so weird.
October 28, 201114 yr I dont really have a costume this year. Last year it was Randy Marsh, this year my first instinct was Zombie Lumberjack. Ill probably go to Target and see what I can put together.
October 28, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Oct 27, 2011 -> 06:12 PM) Need a corny idea??? Just put on a bunch of nba stuff and wrap some chains around you, NBA lock out. I'm so clever.
October 28, 201114 yr Anybody got any good ideas if I have a mustache to work with? I have grown out my beard, but will shave it into a mustache if I can think of something good.
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (dasox24 @ Oct 28, 2011 -> 03:27 PM) Anybody got any good ideas if I have a mustache to work with? I have grown out my beard, but will shave it into a mustache if I can think of something good. Ron Swanson
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Oct 28, 2011 -> 01:44 PM) Ron Swanson I thought about that... but I don't think I could do him justice. Plus, my mustache isn't quite the "Ron Swanson." Of course, if I just lived by these principles, maybe I could pull it off...
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Oct 28, 2011 -> 03:01 PM) Exactly how long is it? Could the ends be curled? Naw, it's not that long... I'll probably just go in another direction. I suck at Halloween. Rarely do I think of a costume more than a day in advance.
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (G&T @ Oct 28, 2011 -> 05:25 PM) Officer Ramathorn. If you have the brown magic for it. Haha, I'm too white.
October 28, 201114 yr QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Oct 28, 2011 -> 05:30 PM) I don't care that it's not a costume. I'm posting that. That's pure awesome.
October 29, 201114 yr QUOTE (dasox24 @ Oct 28, 2011 -> 06:37 PM) Haha, I'm too white. Well you could be any cop from that movie or Reno 911.
October 29, 201114 yr QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Oct 27, 2011 -> 08:57 PM) Take a bunch of boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Total, Raisin Bran, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cocoa Pebbles, etc. and staple them to a shirt. Walk around with a bloody knife. Cereal killer. Wow! Nice!!! That's one for the books! Oh man. I just heard about another one on TV the other day. I have to put this one in the books for the future as well. A guy had a telephone cord wrapped around his neck with a rubber chicken hanging from it while wearing a bright blue shirt. I cracked up when I heard him say that his costume was.........get this.............. "Chicken-cord-on-blue" (Chicken cordon bleu). For ridiculousness................that one is going to be hard to top. Anymore corny insane ideas??? I'm open!!
October 29, 201114 yr QUOTE (Rex Kicka** @ Oct 29, 2011 -> 11:26 AM) Slutty Gaddafi. I think he already covered that one himself, the way he dressed.
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