February 16, 201412 yr http://www.csnchicago.com/white-sox/white-...ut-glute-strain Fun offseason for Nate Jones. Nobody asked him how he strained his butt, but I bet it was a good time. According to Jones, he strained it 7-10 days ago. Out indefinitely, though there is no indication from the story that it's anything too serious.
February 16, 201412 yr When I moved into my new townhouse, it took my butt a few weeks to adjust to different toilet seats.
February 16, 201412 yr Could potentially be a nice excuse to name Lindstrom closer to save the Sox millions in Jones's arbitration and make Lindstrom attractive trade bait.
February 16, 201412 yr Hey guys!!! Talk about a pain in the ass!!! Am I right? : Edited February 16, 201412 yr by Jose Abreu
February 16, 201412 yr Let this be a lesson. Do strain too hard on the toilet! Gotta watch it when trying to push those rock hard diving bells out of your arse.
February 16, 201412 yr QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 08:24 PM) Spring training is the worst But, but, it's baseball, and you know, the grass and the sun is out and, and. yeah, it totally f***ing sucks. Even ST '06 was terrible.
February 16, 201412 yr QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 09:52 PM) But, but, it's baseball, and you know, the grass and the sun is out and, and. yeah, it totally f***ing sucks. Even ST '06 was terrible. Still disagree. I like all baseball. (I like the leading But, But in this thread) Of course if it's his gluteus medius or minimus and not the maximus it's not his butt however those are much less likely. Edited February 16, 201412 yr by ptatc
February 16, 201412 yr Move it to the Kenny Williams Finally Comes To Terms With Gays In The Year Of Our Lord 2014 thread. Shut up.
February 16, 201412 yr QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 08:24 PM) Spring training is the worst True
February 17, 201412 yr QUOTE (hammerhead johnson @ Feb 15, 2014 -> 10:33 PM) Move it to the Kenny Williams Finally Comes To Terms With Gays In The Year Of Our Lord 2014 thread. Shut up. How about just move on?
February 21, 201412 yr Dan Hayes @DanHayesCSN 2h Nate Jones doesn't think he's too far behind as his activity increases. #WhiteSox http://bit.ly/1jVh8Th
February 21, 201412 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 21, 2014 -> 03:52 PM) Dan Hayes @DanHayesCSN 2h Nate Jones doesn't think he's too far behind as his activity increases. #WhiteSox http://bit.ly/1jVh8Th Deliberate?
February 21, 201412 yr QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Feb 21, 2014 -> 02:53 PM) Deliberate? Like the butcher who backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work?
March 5, 201412 yr JJ Stankevitz @JJStankevitz 14m Nate Jones could make his Cactus League debut on Saturday after throwing 40 pitches in a bullpen session today: http://bit.ly/1lz9qPl
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