Verlander is tired from celebrating Kate Uptons birthday, time for the White Sox to do some hitting

 

Lets win this

I had to Google Kate Upton to see who the f*** that is. GO SOX!!!

I had to Google Kate Upton to see who the f*** that is. GO SOX!!!

 

How is any heterosexual American male with an internet connection not aware of who Kate Upton is?

How is any heterosexual American male with an internet connection not aware of who Kate Upton is?

 

What is an internet

How is any heterosexual American male with an internet connection not aware of who Kate Upton is?

*whispers* He's a married veteran Sox fan.

 

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What is an internet

 

you still know who upton is, without knowing what an internet is

you still know who upton is, without knowing what an internet is

How he post on Sox talk with out know an internet?

How he post on Sox talk with out know an internet?

 

Wite is a mage.

The internet is what keeps married couples together.

Wite is a mage.

Crossing Fargo with Sword in the Stone.

 

Gotcha.

@mlblineups: 6/10 @whitesox lineup vs DET

Eaton CF

Beckham 2B

Gillaspie 3B

Abreu 1B

Dunn DH

Ramirez SS

Viciedo RF

De Aza LF

Nieto P

Danks P

 

@mlblineups: 6/10 @tigers lineup vs CWS

Davis LF

Kinsler 2B

Cabrera DH

V. Martinez 1B

Hunter RF

Jackson CF

Castellanos 3B

Avila C

Suarez SS

Verlander P

where the hell am i

@mlblineups: 6/10 @whitesox lineup vs DET

Eaton CF

Beckham 2B

Gillaspie 3B

Abreu 1B

Dunn DH

Ramirez SS

Viciedo RF

De Aza LF

Nieto P

Danks P

 

@mlblineups: 6/10 @tigers lineup vs CWS

Davis LF

Kinsler 2B

Cabrera DH

V. Martinez 1B

Hunter RF

Jackson CF

Castellanos 3B

Avila C

Suarez SS

Verlander P

Tonight's 6/11 lineup is the same, I'm guessing?

@mlblineups: 6/10 @whitesox lineup vs DET

Eaton CF

Beckham 2B

Gillaspie 3B

Abreu 1B

Dunn DH

Ramirez SS

Viciedo RF

De Aza LF

Nieto P

Danks P

 

@mlblineups: 6/10 @tigers lineup vs CWS

Davis LF

Kinsler 2B

Cabrera DH

V. Martinez 1B

Hunter RF

Jackson CF

Castellanos 3B

Avila C

Suarez SS

Verlander P

Starting 2 pitchers eh?

Tonight's 6/11 lineup is the same, I'm guessing?

 

ha, I assume so. I just grabbed it from twitter and didnt notice

How is any heterosexual American male with an internet connection not aware of who Kate Upton is?

I'm gonna be 64 in less than a month. What do I care about some model and who she's dating?

Verlander has been pretty terrible his last 5 outings, so I'm expecting 8 IP / 3 H / 0 R out of him tonight.

I'm gonna be 64 in less than a month. What do I care about some model and who she's dating?

 

I don't expect you to care about who she's dating, but every 60-70 year old guy I know enjoys looking at pictures of Kate Upton.

 

She looks like one of those pretty blonde girls with big boobs n no butt. Not bad JV; not premium but not bad.

Oh and it's unfortunate JV doesn't pitch with his penis; probly on the DL after the party?

I don't expect you to care about who she's dating, but every 60-70 year old guy I know enjoys looking at pictures of Kate Upton.

These guys?

Real talk though is Kate Upton actually going to be there

Real talk though is Kate Upton actually going to be there

 

You couldn't have told me this 4 hours ago when I could have left in time to get to the game?

 

You couldn't have told me this 4 hours ago when I could have left in time to get to the game?

Less competition for me