The Critic

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 9, 2007 -> 07:36 AM) Damn I hate Detroit an awful lot more than usual lately ....whyzat?.....

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ May 8, 2007 -> 11:33 AM) I was hoping you wouldn't notice Quack Quack Thank God for ESPN's extensive coverage of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Otherwise I'd have never known about it. AFLAC!!!!!

QUOTE(Capn12 @ May 8, 2007 -> 07:38 PM) Does that constitute Morneauned? Same joke, different slant. Nicely played!

QUOTE(TheOcho @ May 8, 2007 -> 07:37 PM) Owned. Morn-owned.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ May 8, 2007 -> 06:17 PM) Lets not forget Michael Jordan, I mean Jackson. Personally, I'd love to see a new MTV show called "Humbl'd!" starring the Sheik putting people in the camel clutch, suplexing them etc. Well, I don't want to see the "etc.", especially if his "guest" is B. Brian Blair.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ May 8, 2007 -> 12:54 PM) LOL! Considering the ex, I think a whole lot of off-color "half" jokes could be made. Well, I certainly wasn't going to sink that low.....I'm not going out on a limb like that.....maybe you thought you could stump me or something.....I don't know how you think you have me pegged.....

QUOTE(juddling @ May 8, 2007 -> 05:55 PM) From a sports show in Jersey from last week....i guess the Shiek was a bit upset. The Shiek wigs out Seriously, that guy needs help. His entire existence these days is yelling and swearing at or about retired wrestlers. What an insufferable douche.

Wings eliminate San Jose, winning 2-0 last night. They move on to face Anaheim in the West Finals. GO WINGS!!!

QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ May 7, 2007 -> 06:02 PM) In yesterday's Sun-Times, Blackjack Brown said that Mr. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDYYYYYYY was promised a title run in 2007, though it did not necessarily mean he would be the next SD! champ. I just read that Dave Meltzer is reporting that over the weekend MISSSSSTERRRRRRRR KENNEDYYYYYYyyyyyyy suffered a TRICEPSSSSSSssss INNNNJURYYYYYYYyyyyy.......INJURYyyyyyy..... ...and that it appears to be "significant". I really hope Kennedy's not on the shelf again.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ May 7, 2007 -> 02:21 PM) Suzyn Waldman nearly kills everyone listening to her scratchy voice. OMG, this lady makes Ron Santo, sound like one of the 4 Tenors. Her voice is enough to wake up the dead, never mind her yelling like a child when Roger shows up in the box. They played this on the Boers and Berstein show, and I had to find it. She looks EXACTLY how I pictured her when I heard her squawking about Clemens being in George's box. MY EYES!!!! MY EYYYYYYES!!!!!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 7, 2007 -> 07:32 AM) Paul McCartney's new CD "Memory Almost Full" comes out June 5th. Hopefully that means another tour is in the works. Any truth to the rumor that the CD was going to be titled "Bank Half Empty"?

IL IN WI MO FL MN AZ That's about it.

QUOTE(MHizzle85 @ May 7, 2007 -> 12:49 AM) Vinny Mac wants to give Chris Masters a push so expect to see him win the IC strap at Judgment Day Also expect RVD to be phased out of TV in the next month or so, Vinny Mac is looking to avoid a Christian Cage type deal where he was on TV the next week. Chris Masters push + Great Khali push = me pushing buttons on my remote. I won't miss RVD at all - he hasn't done one thing to develop his character in 10 years. He's played out and dull as hell.

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ May 6, 2007 -> 12:01 AM) f*** that noise I know it's not popular, but I've liked the Wings as long as I can remember. They lost Schneider yesterday, so it's going to be a lot harder for them. They can still probably take one of two from the Sharks, but the longer road is a lot tougher without Schneider.

The Sox are not an average team. ....none of the players are hitting for average....

Wings beat San Jose 4-1 today to go up 3 games to 2 in the series. One step closer...

The thing is, generally speaking, as the heavyweight division goes, so goes boxing in general. Whenever you see a resurgence in interest in boxing, there's usually a dominant heavy leading the way. The heavyweight division is worse than I can ever remember. There's NO ONE I'd shell out PPV money to watch. Give me UFC over boxing any day of the week.

QUOTE(MHizzle85 @ May 3, 2007 -> 11:54 PM) As many predicted, TNA has pulled all of their talent from ROH. Can't blame them, really. At this point, iMpact! would be free advertising for ROH shows.

QUOTE(WhiteSoxfan1986 @ May 4, 2007 -> 05:11 PM) If he is the most valuable then of course I would vote for him. There is no reason not to. Edit-based on those numbers I would probably vote for Beltran because I assume he is playing gold glove caliber defense in center while Bonds sucks in the field. I was going to say the same thing for the same reason. Beltran will win games for the Mets in the field as well as with the bat, and Bonds has disintegrated defensively.

Yeah, I have Antichrist Superstar. I didn't really like anything else on it. It's a true dust collector.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ May 4, 2007 -> 08:44 AM) Listening to the new Marilyn Manson right now. The first song was cool, but the second one is boring the piss out of me. The Beautiful People is the only song of his I've ever enjoyed.

QUOTE(Brian @ May 3, 2007 -> 04:45 PM) I know you're not totally serious, but harsh none the less. I can't decide if I hate her or I hate the idiots that think she is important enough to photograph and write about. Oh, that's an easy one for me. She's just a dope who's starved for attention. If there weren't so many media outlets dying to fill airtime/webpages/column space, she'd probably just go around in relative obscurity drinking and acting like a fool. Of course, the conversation can go another level further, which is: is it ultimately the fault of the people who consume this "information" in the first place? If the coverage didn't draw ratings/hits/sales, would they still follow this ditz around? ...that's why I just throw the Hate Blanket over all of them and no one gets left out.

Ahhh, they'd just make a "reality" show out of it anyway. "The Not-So-Simple Life"...........barf.

Ross is a very nice player to have, but I'll always take pitching over position players. Even though it doesn't seem like it these days, capable hitters are easier to find than capable pitchers, especially ones who pitch capably with their left arms.

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