The Critic

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 10:37 PM) Now please tell me she looks like she has spent a week getting run over by a 18 wheeler constantly. Now if the people saying these quotes get better women than this, I'll be damned. Edit: Sorry for the massive picture. It really brings out her butterface doesn't it? Great body, but her face.... You can show me all the pictures you want, but I aleady know what she looks like. I've seen some photos of her when she is NOT professionally made up, and guess what? There's a BIT of a difference. Maybe it is the Kirstie Alley thing, I never really put that together before, but I just don't think she's facially attractive. At all. I think my wife has a prettier face than Fergie. (Of COURSE I'd think that, by the way - I love my wife, and I do NOT love Fergie.) Does that mean YOU would think my wife is prettier than Fergie? Not necessarily, and probably not since my wife's not a celebrity and this country has this VERY odd obsession with fame. ( But that's a discussion for another time.... ) But anyway, here's the nice thing about opinions - everyone can have one, and they don't all have to be the same.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 06:00 PM) He really is just someone not deserving of an $11 million contract. The FA market is kind of thin. Guys are going to be overpaid. Doesn't make it a wise move, I'm just sayin'...

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 06:10 PM) s***, everyone knew Scott Podsednik and Geoff Blum's bats would be in Cooperstown on August 1st. NICE!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 07:11 PM) Duh, may as well make this an "official" review, as Glitzine has picked me up as part of their staff after all of these years. http://www.glitzine.net/recensioner/hardcoresuperstar.htm Well, YEAH, they took you on - everyone else is leaving that site!!!!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 07:06 PM) Check out my review of the new HS album at: http://zombiezilla.multiply.com/reviews/item/1 The Noted Glam Scholar strikes again!!!! Nice review! I could only find one minor quibble ( and THAT is unusual for me! ) "...but eventually the Superstars and the Babies would become only connected by the country that they hailed." I'd say either "the country from which both bands hail" or "the country they call home". The way you have it sounds just a bit clunky, IMO.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 07:03 PM) Listening to "Laffy Taffy" right now. That's it...I need to hear some guitars. Where the hell is that new Hardcore Superstar I have around here somewhere??? http://hardcoresuperstar.com/ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!! My ears thank you, my mind thanks you, and I especially thank you for the kind words about the Mrs. Mrs. Gleason >>>Fergie, by the way.

QUOTE(TLAK @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 06:45 PM) Yes I meant Levine, I have Norm Crosby disease sometimes, if you don't get the reference you are too young. All I said was taste the sauce before you judge the dish. ESPN is also putting up a baseball show hosted by Bryan Dolgin from 10 to Noon Saturdays on AM1000. So, if we are in line together at the buffet, I'm pretty sure we will both like the Dolgin ---scoop me up a big ol' plate. But lets try a little spoon of the SCR too, just to see how it is. I have since heard it might be hosted by Mike North, if so, I don't think I will put any on my plate, I have never liked any dish made of bulls***. To further the buffet references, a show hosted by Mike North is akin to a plate of rancid dog meat simmered in battery acid and covered with vomit. Feel free to pass on this and sample more palatable choices.

I like the basic hot roast beef & cheese at Mr. Submarine. I hardly ever eat at sub shops, but when I do that's usually what I get.

I hope that law includes baseballs when it gets to Chicago.

I didn't see it as ripping Wood. I saw it as ONE GUY in the Cub organization realizing that Wood will probably never be fully healthy again. As for why he stayed, well, don't forget that next year is the Cubs' year.....after all, Boston won it, then the White Sox won it, so it stands to reason.....

I don't think there's any one time period that was better or worse for rock music than any other. Lots of good and lots of s*** in any decade you want to choose. I like a lot of newer bands, and a lot of "classic" stuff - but not 90% of what gets played on "classic rock stations".

QUOTE(timotime @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 08:40 AM) im sorry, why was the thread i just made about eyre signing with the cubs instead of us just yanked? There's probably already a thread in Trade Winds or Around The Horn.

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 18, 2005 -> 08:23 AM) Do you mean Levine..?? I don't see how you can compare Rooney and Bruce to whatever s*** the Score presents us with. There is no comparison. C'mon!!! Mike North and maybe Dave Baum or Jesse Rogers - what could be better???? uh oh........ :puke

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 17, 2005 -> 05:51 PM) I need to hear this song! Along with my normal music that I collect, I have a strange love for REALLY bad music. I have a whole bunch of stuff that is just TERRIBLE! One of the bands is called The Luv Junkiez, and they are possibly the worst band that has ever existed! BAD MUSIC RULES!!! You can skip this song, Kid. This isn't "good bad music", this is "depressing bad music". You will feel so much dumber after listening to it. Much like Triple H is not a good wrestling villain because people are NOT booing him because they love to hate him, they're booing him because they want him OUT of the business.

QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Nov 17, 2005 -> 05:21 PM) I thought it was a 'butherface'. I can't keep up with the hip slang. I spell it "butterface" so it's pronounced properly. When I see "butherface", at first it looks to me like Butcherface ( which is also funny ) and next I want to mentally pronounce it "buth - urr - face". Butterface is like Summerteeth. I don't spell that "someareteeth".

"I'd like to get a rapper on a rock song or something crazy like that." OOOOOH, that's crazy!!!!! You CAN'T DO THAT!!!! NO ONE'S ever done THAT!!!!! f***ing dips***.

Guess who's hosting the first show of White Sox Weekly? ( according to today's Sun-Times ) North. Guess who won't be listening? Me.

QUOTE(maggsmaggs @ Nov 17, 2005 -> 04:38 PM) Another irrational move by Hendry. They did the same thing with Mike Remlinger, he gave them one good year in 2003, then in 2004 he was injured and last year he was terrible. When you are desperate for bullpen arms, you make stupid decision. I think Will Ohman is better than Eyre and will have a better year than Eyre, not to mention Ohman is much younger. So, why don't the Cubs focus on Howry and someone else. 3 years for a 33 year old reliver who has had one good year is stupid. ^^^^ every word of this. Scott Eyre had a good year at the absolute best time for himself. He's gonna make a lot of money and then disappoint a lot of people.

That song is an embarrassment and Fergie is quite the butterface.

Welcome SCSS59! I am another member of the Old Fart Club, and it's always good to get another "seasoned veteran" around here to show these little whippersnappers what's what! Oh, one other thing.... GET YER GRUBBY PAWS OFF MY SISTER, YA PERVERT!!!! Remember, green is the color of sarcasm....

Bryan, thanks for the great job you did on the Sox broadcasts. I'll admit it took me a while to warm up to you, although in my humble opinion you were a step up in quality from Day One from the last guy ( I know he's pretty popular around here, but I never enjoyed his work ). You grew into the role quite well, I think, and the Score will be hard-pressed to find someone equal to the good work you did. ( If they stay in-house, there is exactly 0% chance of finding someone as good as you, that place is a wasteland ) Thanks again, and I hope to hear you on AM1000 for a long time to come.

The OT was worth the price of admission alone! The Flyers were ALL OVER the Penguins' net, Fleury was tremendous in holding them off. With less than a minute left in OT, the Flyers are swarming the Pens' net yet again. Then suddenly, Sidney Crosby takes a breakout pass at center ice and goes in all alone. BANG, it's in the back of the net if you're lookin' for it! Penguins win in OT 3-2, Crosby with 2 goals on the night. Looks like the kid can play a little bit, huh....

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 16, 2005 -> 10:54 AM) Thank you for saying that. That is the message that gets lost in all of this. If any Christians read the words of Jesus Christ, THAT is the message right there. When they asked Jesus what the most important thing was, after love your God, it was love one another as I have loved you. If you live by that right there, none of the rest of that crap matters. For many it is the hardest tenet to live by, but it is clearly the most important. If you follow it, the rest of the noise wouldn't be happening. .....hippie.....

(Actually a scary moment here, when Paul stepped back and fell into a hole in the middle of the stage where the piano was supposed to have already risen up out of its hidden recess but hadn't yet. He barely missed a beat, and joked about it for much of the night ) "I'm missing a hole where the piano has been And into it I'm stumbling...... Where did Paul goooooooooo.........."

QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 16, 2005 -> 08:55 AM) :rolly Somewhere the forecast is: You know, just sayin', somewhere ...where the only cold things are the hearts of those who would rub that in..... ICKBICK! ( the phonetic pronunciation of FLX's I Kid Because I Care acronym )