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ooooooor attempting not to run out of pitchers, and getting dunning in when he's most comfortable.

And yet it had an xBA of .420

Christ, one of these balls from Moncada has to drop at some point

Just dropped the Chicago elimination game parlay. Which of course means the slip reads: CHICAGO WHITE SOX MIAMI MARLINS

I really hope this plan is not scripted, like so many are trying to do.

from what I understand about his ability to run, I can't imagine it's any better for a guy who's never done it at a high level.

I would wager a guess the Sox already know their plan, make them waste time planning for contigencies.

There's not a world in which it's not over even if it were going well.

Yain't gettin one today it seems

I still think it's pretty likely year 3 goes not great. Would love to be wrong

*ahem* Ricky's boys....

Which is a lot of words to say use the bullpen

I'd half consider getting two guys ready and seeing how the top of the first goes. I do not trust Dunning at all in a 0-0 game

With one notable exception, yeah

Big ups to Cease and Cordero for recovering the muffed punt btw

fine by me

I don't think you can risk Eloy in the field so I'm not so concerned about that

4.6 times out of ten to be precise, but yeah

I need some beta-blockers after that

Guys I've been working a hell of bit in the group chat the past half inning, I need them to do this for the punchline

I would have pissed my pants laughing if Nick blew the stop sign and got hosed ngl

you're missing a guy

Nate Orf is an incredible scrub name btw

Welp....smoke em if you got em

I'm not going to hold it against him for being clearly not healthy, but man...