DoUEvenShift
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Hunter Renfroe would win 1st place in a Mike Trout lookalike contest
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Hey look on the bright side, at least Kopech can't blow it
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Vargas .239 would be the highest batting average in tonight's starting lineup. Not hyperbole
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Robert looks like he's swinging a whiffle ball bat and still cant even make contactEloy hit in shoulder, out for 3 years. RIP!Eloy in for a pinch hit strikeout looking3 hits for Brooks today. Good for himColor me shocked. Can't ever get a hit with RISPLOL. $3 million for 16IP with 6.75 ERA $187,500 per inning pitched 303 pitches thrown, $9,901 per pitch.Konerko will be in the booth with AJ, top of the 4th.AJ should be fun tonight. Thankfully, most of the nation won't have to partake in our misery.Tomorrows game is a national game on FOX. How dope would it be if the announcers are Pierzynski and Benetti and they just s%*# on the franchise for 3 hours.May have to pull a Reese McGuirePham wants off this s%*# show so bad lmaoAnd we'll need a patented @caulfield12 update on the run differentialMust be good bourbonLuis out? Hug watch?f*** it. make it like 25-0 i dont give a s%*# anymoreWho was saying Thorpe's ERA was lower than Cease? Not anymore!Big yikes...BallgameThorpe vs.Maybe he meant the other Billy Hamilton, the one who could hit https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hamilbi01.shtml
