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TRADE HIM STAT!!!!

But then Jerry would lose out on thousands of dollars of concession/parking profits?

PPD. DH Tomorrow

Roger thinks rain will start 7:20-7:30 and last for at least an hour so maybe 845-9pm start best case?

Already started

last year after 93 games 26-67, this year 31-62. Also last year on July 10th was the start of the 21 game losing streak. I doubt they do that again this year

Lol what a fucking clown show

You got me on this one by half a second. Tied 1-1 on the season

Down 1-0 already Houser bailed out by 2 double plays in 2 innings

To be fair Sox Split is at least "partial" charity. so its better than the straight up gambling promos for Strikeout/Homers/etc.

Alright, send Colson back down.

Lol i just saw on the replay it looked like he was gonna s%*# his pants. thats the best i could get, but if someone can make a GIF it's probably even better

Yea that would scare me too Sosa

Damn we got FLEECED by Milwaukee.

Courtesy of Chat GPT: You better not watch, You better not cry, You better not cheer, I’m tellin’ you why— The White Sox are letting us down. They’re bootin’ the ball, They’re swingin’ at air, They’re leavin’ the bases loaded out there— The White Sox are letting us down. ⚾ They can’t hit with RISP, man, Their bullpen's full of dread, They say that they’re “rebuilding” But we all know what that meant (they're dead!) So grab your old Sox cap, And throw it in the fire, ‘Cause hoping in August Just makes you a liar— The White Sox are letting us down. 🎶 (Bridge) We’re dreamin’ of ‘05 again, While Jerry’s counting his gold, We’re stuck with this circus, With no one to hold... So don’t check the score, Just spare yourself pain, They'll strand the whole lineup again and again— The White Sox are letting us doooown.

RIP Bobby If anyone hasn't read this article he wrote back in 2019 about what he went through I highly recommend reading it: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/bobby-jenks-baseball-scar-tissue Also ESPN still fucking sucks. "on the roster when the franchise won the 2005 World Series" ON THE ROSTER??? ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY HE DIDNT DO ANYHTING? DID YOU WATCH THE FUCKING POSTSEASON?

Are we ready for Syndergaard SP? Or he-who-must-not-be-named-in-Charlotte?

Bet one or 2 of Greg's houses

maybe we should keep both competing W and L game threads

FAKE NEWS! Check the timestamps!

Happy Colson Montgomery/Independence Day Eve! Ginger Thor vs. Civale Hope everyone has a fun and safe 4th!

Please don't send Baldwin down again after 3 AB's --- AGAIN. One of Capra/Noda/Rojas should be the corresponding move.