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QUOTE(maggsmaggs @ May 22, 2005 -> 08:55 PM) Still looks like we will have a 6 game lead, and we took 2 of 3 from the Cubs. Bad loss, but nothing to hang our heads about. Still, to quote Cartman in "South Park:The Movie", "f***,f***ity,f***,f***,f***".A sweep over those "s*** faced cock masters" (Cartman again) would have been nice,but i'll settle for 2 out of 3. To all the c*** fans who want to cheer 'cause their bulls*** crybaby team actually WON A f***ING GAME from the Sox, on the other hand,I once again quote Cartman from the "South Park" movie: "So what's the big f***in' deal,b****??"

Just be glad that schmuck closed his glove one fraction of a second too early. God, am I gonna have fun with my coworkers tomorrow if the Sox sweep.

QUOTE(chisoxtime @ May 21, 2005 -> 02:05 PM) Scrub fans on their message board are saying that Fatass Zambrano is going to go after A-Row, and how dare anybody say anything about Fatass!!! They fail to mention that pretty much every team hates the slob!!!! That fat f*** Lamebrain-o can kiss my Sox loving ass.Hope Timo starts today and steals 4 bases off that fat f***.The Sox are inside his head.Let's put these motherf***ers out of their misery early and hope Contreras doesn't fall in love with his forkball.

Blanco starting will make it that much better when Pods steals off him anyway.

If Hawk Harrelson could ask "Berns and Boerstein.... who the hell are they??" last summer,this Sox fan asks "Ken Rosenthal, who the hell is he??"

I like the fact that Everett can switch hit.If his ass isn't so fat, he may be productive.I say hang on to him as long as Frank is injured.

Now maybe all this bulls*** about the Bears making the playoffs will finally stop!!! :sleep :sleep No,really.Could you see the Bears playing the Eagles in a playoff game?? Donovan McNabb might have 600 yds by HALFTIME!!!!

Good point.If there's nothing to hide,you say "Sure,go ahead,look at these X-Rays.Wanna see me workout?? The knee's 100 %.Honest". Sox fans will see who the liar is shortly. My money's on Bora$ keeping everyone in the dark.

I hope Hermanson is a ground ball pitcher.If he isn't, that 4.5 ERA will blossom at Sox Park.

I'll believe it when I see it.

If (and I do mean if) KW does not address the weakness of the bullpen, let alone the elusive 5th starter,the Sox may finish 4th or (God Forbid) 5th.Garcia and Buehrle are good,you don't know what you're getting with Garland or Contreras,and depending on Shingo as your closer for a 2nd straight year might not be a bright idea as the league will catch up to him (if they haven't already). :puke :puke We'll find out more 12/10 when the next round of GM meetings start. :sleep

Hate to be technical, but it was Bob Barker,Mr. "The Price Is Right" himself, who told Happy that "the price is wrong,b****". My favorite line in the movie!!

3 questions: 1.Can he call a good game? 2.Can he throw out runners? 3.Can he hit more than .230?? If the answer to these questions is "yes",go for it.

I did not know that.Thanks!!

That's about the only thing those dumbasses do well.

FORGIVE ME.

With Vizquel,I think it came down to an extra year. The Giants were willing to go 3 years,the Sox 2 with an option year.And i'm not sold on Guzman,either.

He clould also go 9-8 with an ERA in the 5's or 6's. Nobody knows.He's had troubles with his back and knees as well. I'd be very careful here.

Clement is too erractic with the strike zone. No thanks!! :sleep

I still believe Rentaria will resign with the Cards.And while Todd Walker is a great left handed bat,his fielding scares me.But you are right. He does have a penchant for the Sox.Last summer,after the whole Kent Mercker incident where he called up to the booth telling Stone and Chimp to stop basehing the sCrUBS,Walker was on the SNORE asking why the sCrUBS broadcasters couldn't be more like Hawk and DJ.

Why is it anyone who disagrees with you is an asshole?? Haven't we all made mistakes,including me?? Let's stop this nonsense.You believe what you want to believe, i'll believe what you want to believe.I guess frustration isn't allowed on this board.Maybe we should tailgate sometime next year and clear this up. I'm not that much of an asshole.Honest. :banghead

Fine.Ownership as a whole is cheap,whoever they are.

EXCUSE THE f*** OUT OF ME!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A REINSDORK APOLOGIST!! :headshake

Rex, Don't you ever get tired of the "maybe next year" bulls***?? Where's the championship?? 24 years as a majority owner and Reinsdorf has yet to produce. And as far as being a "bandwagon" fan,i'm 42 years old.I've been a Sox fan since 1970.God knows i've seen enough cheap ownerships and ugly ass seasons to start asking for a return on my time invested.1 WS in 24 years shouldn't be too much to ask.I'm not a dumbass sCrUB fan who roots for my "lovable losers" year after f***in' year.I just think taking 2005 off might not be a bad idea.I can spend more time with my 3 nieces.They're far more rewarding than any Sox game. :banghead :banghead

If Jerry Reinsdorf isn't the cheapest motherf***er among baseball owners,he's pretty damn close.I won't be going to many (if any) games in 2005.Put a WS team together in my f***ing lifetime,and i'll possibly reconsider.Between his inability to pay coaches/managers and his arrogance of appointing a GM with little to no experience,i'd say he's the worst owner in baseball now that Pud Selig sold the Brewers. I can't blame FA's who don't want to play for the White Sox. An organization as cheap as this one has been through its franchise history deserves to be mocked and laughed at.And people wonder why the f***ups on the North Side get more press.SHEEEEESH!! :puke :puke