Controlled Chaos

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 12:02 PM) I call it gravy too....and very few people call it that.

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 11:56 AM) One of Jim's friends planned the first 1 and there was stale chips, nasty pizza, and warm beer. We had a poker night a few weeks later at our house and waalaa... Steff the party planner was born. None of this order pizzas BS.. I get Portillo's catered or Subway sammiches so there are like 8 varities. Make nacho or taco dip. Veggie tray, chips & salsa and usually a salad for the healthy guys. Sometimes I make gravy and have some pasta or Italian sausage. And of course plenty of beer and PLENTY of ice to keep the beer cold. Then, once that's all done... move the hell out of the way holy s***...you called it gravy!!

I saw it on the news last night and they said he asked Taster's Choice for 8 million and they said no...He sued them and got 15.6.

Why is it that a girl who can give two s***s about football all dam year wants to be around you when you go to a superbowl party. I don't have that problem with my wife.....she just says "I don't like football so why would I want to go watch the superbowl" But she is the first girl I have ever come across, in my life that said that....and none of my friends wives/girlfriends will let them go without them, so it doesn't matter much anyway. It's like some women just dont want you to have fun without them. Even if it's doing something fun they dont like. My one friends wife always whines to him whenever we have like all the guys going to a baseball or football game or even just out and I don't know if it's him being naive or just stupid, but he's always like...well she likes football or she likes baseball now. Im like no dude she doesn't...has she ever said me and the girls are goin to the game?? or sat their and watched football or baseball when you weren't home?? NO...she'd rather do things with her friends that she likes to do or watch stuff on tv that she likes to watch. She doesn't like sports at all...she just doesn't like you having fun without her being there. I had a huge argument with an ex about this like 7 years ago. I told her I was goin to my friends superbowl party and she was like "what about me??" I said "what about you...you don't watch football" and she got all mad at me. I'm like "these are guys I play fantasy football with...we are gonna be talking football, yelling, gettin rowdy...what the hell would you want to come for?" She goes "will other girls be there??" I'm like "I dont know...Im sure some guys will have to bring their girlfriends, but I dont care...I'm there to be with my friends..." Well she was mad at me that whole day....and she went to a superbowl party with her brother instead....and everyone there was a couple...which didn't bode well for my case. Then when I talked to her at night and said yeah there were some girls there...she freaked out. Blah Blah Blah Blah other guys brought their girlfriends...Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.....I'm like yeah cause they are either pussy whipped or the girls LIKE football....neither applies to ME!! Needless to say...we broke up with her a couple weeks later. But why ladies...(the ones that don't like football) do you have a problem with your hubby/boyfriend goin to a superbowl party without you? The whole reason for the party itself is to WATCH football. Insecurity?? Thanks all...had to vent since when I asked two of my buddies about superbowl...both said "yeah she wants to be with me that day" like it's their anniversary or something... P.S. If you actually like football...this doesn't apply. I know most of the ladies on this site like sports so it probably doesn't apply, but maybe you got friends you know of that are like this...........WHY?????

Addition of Red Wings irks some in UHL BY GEORGE SIPPLE, FREE PRESS SPORTS WRITER Hypocrites. That's what Kevin Kerr -- the all-time leader in goals scored among minor leaguers -- calls NHL players who sign to play in the United Hockey League. Kerr, a Flint Generals forward playing in his 18th season, broke the record Jan. 7 and has 668 career goals. He said the jersey he wore when he set the record is supposed to go to the Hockey Hall of Fame, and he found it ironic that he might be facing an NHL standout when the Generals host the Motor City Mechanics tonight. "It wouldn't be a thrill," he said of facing locked-out Red Wing Derian Hatcher, who has agreed to play for the Motor City Mechanics this season, and might make his debut tonight. Red Wings Chris Chelios and Kris Draper will join the Mechanics later. "The hypocrisy of it is unbelievable," Kerr said. "They don't want a salary cap, but they'll come to a league that has a salary cap and take someone else's job." The Mechanics haven't released anyone, but certain players will see reduced playing time, team president John Tull said. The UHL has a salary cap of $10,000 per week for a 20-man active roster. Kerr doesn't understand why a player like Hatcher, who makes about $6 million a season, would play in a league where the average salary is $500 a week. Five Michigan teams -- Kalamazoo, Muskegon, Flint, Port Huron and Motor City (Fraser) -- play in the 14-team UHL. UHL president Richard Brosal said Tuesday it is ironic that players opposed to an NHL salary cap are coming to a minor league that wouldn't survive without one. "Not a chance," he said. "We are living proof, 14 continuous years. One of the main foundations of this league is having a salary cap in place." Brosal said teams are free to sign whom they want, so long as they adhere to the league's salary-cap rules. Teams are permitted to have seven veterans in their lineup. Brosal said he doesn't see the signings by the Mechanics as the start of sweeping roster moves in the UHL. He said he has heard rumors that other teams are pursuing NHL players, but added: "I think it's a little premature to say the floodgates are going to open up. I don't think that's going to happen." Kerr hopes not. "I make $700 a week, and I have a wife and two kids and a mortgage payment," he said. "Here I wish I could play in the NHL for a fraction of what they make, and here they're going to come play in our league for $500 a week. It's really bizarre." Kerr said he plays because "I don't know anything else. I want to get into coaching when I'm done." Each summer, when the hockey season is over, he returns to North Bay, Ontario, to work for his family's pool business. Without the summer work, he wouldn't be able to make hockey his career. "I don't think those guys have ever wondered about working a day in their life," he said. "They probably make more in a week than I do my whole season." Brosal and some UHL coaches view the signings as a positive for the league because it will expose the league to people who wouldn't otherwise consider watching a game. But Kerr doesn't see a long-term benefit. The Generals sold more than 1,000 tickets Tuesday to fans anticipating that one or more of the Red Wings will make their UHL debut tonight. "A lady bought 20 tickets that had never come to a Generals game before," Kerr said. "What happens when they (the NHL players) are gone? That lady is never going to come back." He said NHL players won't think twice about bolting as soon as their collective bargaining agreement is resolved. "If the Red Wings said, 'We're starting tomorrow,' they wouldn't be worrying about the United Hockey League," he said. "They'd be at Joe Louis Arena getting ready for a game. "If the NHL was playing today and Derian Hatcher was told to go down to the UHL for two weeks for conditioning, he'd laugh." Kerr said NHL players are in a lose-lose situation by playing in the minors because fans will expect them to tear up the league. Flint coach Robbie Nichols expects a physical game tonight. "The guys all finish their checks here," he said. Asked if there was concern that UHL players might try to make a name for themselves by going after NHL players, Nichols said: "They're big boys -- they can take care of themselves. No different than playing the Toronto Maple Leafs. I don't think they'll purposely try to get a hit in." Kerr plans to play his usual game. "I'm 38," he said. "I'm 5-foot-10, 190 pounds. What am I going to do against Derian Hatcher?"

Goldmember in the "Iraqis kidnap action figure" thread they originally had a pic of ken interrogating him, but come on who's hair is that perfect...

QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 09:24 AM) Lesbians and maple syrup. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 08:50 AM) Has anyone ever heard of such a thing..??? Using his mouth..?? NEW YORK (AP) -- City health officials are investigating the death of a baby boy who was one of three infants to contract herpes after a rabbi circumcised them. Ten days after Rabbi Yitzhok Fischer performed religious circumcisions on twins last October, one died of herpes and the other tested positive for the virus, according to complaint filed by the health department in Manhattan Supreme Court. The complaint, reported in Wednesday's edition of the New York Daily News, also said health officials later found a third baby who had contracted herpes after being circumcised by Fischer in late 2003. Under Jewish law, a mohel -- someone who performs circumcisions -- draws blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand, but Fischer uses a rare practice where he uses his mouth. Fischer's lawyer, Mark Kurzmann, told the Daily News that Fischer was cooperating with the investigation, although it's unclear whether Fischer submitted to the city's request for a blood test. "My client is known internationally as a caring, skilled, and conscientious mohel," Kurzmann said. http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/02/ci...h.ap/index.html To compound upon my "jews can't dance" thread...this too....also bad!!

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 08:12 AM) Is it considered a holiday even..? Apparently those involved were lacking in social activty as a child. nice siggy It's like the new and imporoved more feminine steff. I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world ...until the game starts anyway.... NOW LETS GET SOME f***ING HITS YOU SONS A b****ES!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(Goldmember @ Feb 1, 2005 -> 06:34 PM) they originally had a pic of ken interrogating him, but come on who's hair is that perfect...

just found this from another site that was arguing real or fake as well. A guy made a gif anuimation on it... looks real to me...great editing if fake and funny as hell http://www.aoox77.dsl.pipex.com/1/b1.gif

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Feb 1, 2005 -> 03:20 PM) Looking at it again, I swear she falls in front of the hoop. In fact I'm damn near positive of the fact so something else moves the net. I don't know the thing was loading super slow...and it froze on my screen right when she went throw the hoop....and her legs were inside of that thing.... unless they did some editing where they were able to add the net back...she was in it

Without a doubt....Sliders. Nothing beats White Castle...although I rarely have them. Buona Beef has a good Beef sandwich too...but if I had a choice between White Castles and anything else you can imagine....it would be WHITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Jan 26, 2005 -> 11:26 PM) I see you have Nikki Cox from Las Vegas....But what about Vanessa Marcil??? oh well...maybe next year hell yeah she was in the first one by my suggestion and got knocked out first round. Marcil is smoking any way ya cut it. make-up, no make-up, Clothes, no clothes, personality, no personality....very few women have that...Another that comes to mind is Alyssa Milano. Flat out HOT!!!!!! Boys...a tit is a tit is a tit....maybe not all of you have had your share yet...but soon enough you will and you'll realize..they dont vary all that much. So don't vote on who has the biggest tits(we can save that for the biggest titty contest) and don't vote for the biggest HO(we can save that for the "I'd love to have a ho down with her contest"). Vote on who is the hottest.

Either this is in the wrong place...or nobody wants to do it.

Sen. Hillary Clinton Collapses 10 minutes ago Top Stories - Reuters NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sen. Hillary Clinton (news - web sites) collapsed after making a speech in Buffalo, New York, on Monday, local radio reported. Detroit radio station WWJ 950AM, citing reports from Buffalo, said the senator collapsed after making a speech. No further information was immediately available.

It is a link directly to a video... it doesn't even take you to the website...just windows media player opens up.. no porn...no pop ups video of a guy smashing and grabbin

This dude needs to be gettin his cheddar some how

I think this is important to note cause it seems Ozzie has been getting a lot of the credit for switching philosophies. Whether the switch works..is yet to be determined, but the reason Ozzie is even here using that philosphy is cause Kenny wanted to go that route.

s*** ya beat me to it ....anyway...here it is everyone.

T - A - D - A - H - I- T- O... HEY....... T - A - D - A -H - I- T- O... HEY ANYONE FEELIN ME HERE??

sheesh I went to this site to find info about the sledding accicdents...and just check out all the headlines on here...http://www.wnbc.com/index.html Child Stabbed To Death At Parochial School Caught On Tape: Coach's Violent Confrontation Family Wants Answers After Daughter Is Hit N.J. Man Dies In Maine Snowmobile Crash NYC Businessman Charged With Threat At Exclusive Resort Woman Shot, Killed On Lower East Side Body Of Cabbie Found In Snow-Covered Car Two Spring Valley Teens Accused Of Killing Cabbie Woman Arrested In Long Island Back Stabbing Mt. Sinai Nurse Abducted Dad Accused Of Using Stun Gun To Punish Son Teen Accused Of Putting Rat Poison In Family's Food For Weeks Woman's Body Found In Aprtment That's need even all of them.....sheesh

43% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category. I alwyas used to say "youse" I thought it was a chicago or a bridgeport thing. This says "Very localized center in New York and New Jersey" Did anyone else here use "youse"?? I know my friends and I always used it...but it was more like yas then youse "What are youse doing?" "Where are youse going?" "So whadda youse wanna do now?" "Where youse wanna meet?"

QUOTE(Steff @ Jan 27, 2005 -> 09:15 AM) And what a beautiful eye it is.. Steff's from the old neighborhood...which is all good in my book!!!!!!!

Yes Judge I had to get a blowjob before she would negotiate price. I was none to happy about the whole ordeal, but I have an oath to perform my duty to the best of my capabilities. Immediately after my nut bust we discussed dollars and I promptly slapped the cuffs on her....not only for Prostitution but Larceny and Fraud as well, cause that was at the very best a $5.00 hummer and she was charing $50.00..Your honor...sir.