South Side Hit Men

Rocco Baldelli is as dumb as dumb gets, unless Gallo did that on his own.

Perez is not a catcher, likely not a hitter.

Luis gets the Sombrero today.

Expected Value 0.001%

Dab Tim Dab Tanner Banks will pitch the bottom half.

"Oh for the wild pitch here."

This is where DFA'ing Hanser Alberto once again comes back to bite the Sox.

f*** you Rick Hahn and your 3 Year Graveman contract.

Updated: Batting Average: Colas .220, Burger .215 On Base Plus Slugging: Remillard .778, Burger .776 Turn on the machines!

Lance likes steak, (Agreed for yesterday)

How is that punishment? He spends half the season at home playing video games while the Sox are playing ballgames.

Batting Average: Burger .215, Colas .214 On Base Plus Slugging: Remillard .788, Burger .779

119 pitches to make the Twins their bitches through 6.

Joe Kelly up in the Sox bullpen, Lucas at 98 pitches.

Congratulations Lucas on career strikeout number 1,000. He needs 10 more to reach 1,000 for the White Sox, hope he gets it in over his likely final two starts.

Way to go Zach!

First ever ML Home Run for Remillard!!!

Colas goes to eleven. e

Pat Benatar could make it work. Do better Twins.

Washington can pass and Colorado can tie the White Sox in the standings today, leaving Oakland and Kansas City the only teams beneath them. Eloy injured and starting. Vaughn cannot play today, might possibly play next week. Perez, Sheets and Elvis are on the bench to relax and reflect on what has gone wrong in their lives to reach this point in their careers.

Not saying Grifol is solid, but he is playing with 3-4 quality position players, and filling in the other 5-6 lineup spots daily with either injured players or players who shouldn’t even be on the roster. Hahn’s non existent depth has been the same over 11 seasons, and cannot be overcome by any manager. Joe Espada looked at how bad this organization is and decided remaining a bench coach in Houston was preferable to taking the White Sox managerial job. Hahn should not make any further managerial moves, the next GM must be allowed to have a clean slate and choice of manager.

Tim and Yoan will be highly motivated next season playing for their 2025 contract. However, I think Liam will ultimately need Tommy John surgery and won’t pitch again for the White Sox unless he signs as a free agent in 2025 if he still has the desire and ability to pitch at his age and after what he went through the past year. If Jerry wanted to spend money to bring in a solid starting RFer and 2B, and at least two solid #2/#3 starting pitchers to replace Giolito and Lynn, and a few solid relief pitchers including a closer, than they could possibly be competitive. I just don’t see Jerry committing that level of money, or bringing in someone competent to spend it properly.

That’s fine if the Sox are that desperate, but bring him up August 1 or 2024. However, he would be better off developing and playing regularly at Charlotte until then, as would the White Sox roster. Carlos has started one game since his July 1st call up. Just another example of abysmal roster management and player development.