Spumoni

Well not exactly scorching the ball, but we'll take it

Heard this way too many times before this year. Let's see it consistently then we can talk.

Always the trademark of a White Sox winner amirite?

Stone is insufferable on Twitter. Totally out of touch with the fanbase and ridiculously condescending towards people with valid complaints. We are the ones who fund this shit, and whatever he might think we do have a right to be upset about it.

A game that’s been pissed away with poor defensive play and fundamentals. Jeez why does that seem like deja vu?

So that’s what happens when you put outfielders in the outfield?

Holy shit. What a fucking moron.

Highly recommend it.

You would think that the results right now following the failure to make meaningful additions this past offseason would tell you to, you know, make those additions next offseason. But I agree running it back is more likely.

Felt very uninspired at the game today. I’ll keep dreaming, but I think they’re just dreams.

“Is that all correct?” had me dying of laughter

Not cool dude

Luis is just lazy out there. Fielding and running.

So Luc-Ace has turned into Luc-Ass huh?

This could be an ugly one

So you'e saying he's the Anti-Engel?

Second leadoff spot is earned, not given.

No doubt. Dude is a gamer that's for sure.

Was to be expected and probably the best that can be done today outside of maybe Pollock for Hasely, but even then we need to keep Pollock fresh as well.

Man Abreu just can't get a day off can he? At least he is indeed DHing.

Between all the bullpen signings this was supposed to be a strength (again). Allocate all these resources to the pen and the results are extremely frustrating

Felt all confused the first time back in a while. Nothing like feeling awkward in church

VV came up huge after the balk

He and Banks are gonna wear it tomorrow, however that goes

All of his at bats towards the end of the game were good as well. That was so huge