The Beast

Careful, she may take it the wrong way... Evidently I learned my lesson by putting roses in women's lockers I sent a love note too... then I got kicked in the ball sack and got beaten by her bf... I've consulted her best friend on style and I'm gonna talk to her mom about appropriateness.... she sent that in a letter to me today. she's not going to take it the wrong way. and beastly...I AM her boyfriend. Good. My penis hurt after get kicked in the balls...eh...plus I got a good lick to the head on a punch by her bf...

Careful, she may take it the wrong way... Evidently I learned my lesson by putting roses in women's lockers I sent a love note too... then I got kicked in the ball sack and got beaten by her bf...

For once can there be women without hands over their gods?

Happy B-day My gift to you Barney "Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass. Come on, help me I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy, a snifter of whine, who am I kidding I'll drink turpentine." Moe "Move it ya drunk, or I'll blast your rear end." Barney "I found 2.00!" Moe "Then come in my friend." "Can I be a booze hound?" "Not til your 15." except for you, not til ur 21, which u are today!

Ouch that sucks...I no the Cubbies did that with Deshields and the Orioles with Batista...but their contracts weren't like mega big

I just know it rarely happens...didn't the Tigers pour a s*** load of money in higginson and do that and he got pulled back?

Heres my equation His weight (270 lbs+the amount of food he buys-the english he knows=his salary)

Okay I don't get it. When you waive a big vet with huge money left on the contract on waivers, how much money accumulated does the team owe? What is the percentage or Mathematic Equation of deferral goes out....in the wake of Manny Ramirez for example...

i didnt get into the session last year and i still got everyones sig thanks in part to the big party Last year was the first time all of the players showed up for that. It will be interesting if they all do again, because of all of the people asking for autographs. Yea, after the first 20 mins they had the security around there table and you couldnt get anywhere near them, the trick was to catch em on there way out Guys I know of a back entrance where I snuck in...if anyone is interested

Yeah I'll b there

Yeah shes definatly "Doable".

Sources say that if Cito Gaston is hired that he will bring Paul Molitor

Cannot blame a man for asking...

lmfao...I just got the thing to work and I rolled on the floor for about 10 minutes laughing my ass off.

Well I have nothing against Clu...but HSC and BMR had something against me...so yeah...anyway gentleman...what is the meaning of bringing back threads?

Maybe its just me but with this cold weather I am getting to overly excited for SoxFest '04...what days are you going? I am going Friday and Saturday...

lmao

When she's shaking and wanting u more

rotfl...that was good Cubssuck...that actually had meaning...I'll drink to it No please, the Vodka is going to kill you bro...here...have a tequilla

But Koch is a lot of $$ dude...we need him to produce or nothing will save us in this...it will end up being Boston of '03 IMO...Unless we get Gordo back and a good relief pitcher

rotfl...that was good Cubssuck...that actually had meaning...I'll drink to it

Gash, please check your PM's...and dear heather isn't it passed ur bed time...BEGOOD wanted me to check in on you...

Tribune Baseball Senior Editor

That show has so much to offer, from god, to the inside of a ball club. Tonight's episode brought on something about gay football players, and this one gay proved all of the other players that they suck, and that he had more passion than all of them. They were all fined 25,000 a piece and guess what? The gay man still lost. His owner caught him trafficing and he protected his teammate, going on IR, even though he wasn't hurt, just to save his football career. The problem was, he was a free agent after the season. I wonder how that must feel. It is your contract year, and you get hurt and placed on IR, when u could be earning bonuses and showing how much money you are worth. Man that sucks when I think about it, I don't know about you tho...