Kid Gleason

I hope they do "Dancing Queen" or "S.O.S."!!!

Six Feet Under has a new album out called "Graveyard Classics II" and it is a follow-up to their "Graveyard Classics" album that was all cover tunes. The only difference this time out is that they chose to rerecord all of AC/DC's "Back In Black", but in the same ol' lovely SFU Death Metal style. Musically it is O.K., vocally it is so damn bad that it ruins the whole thing. I like some Death Metal vocals, but Chris is just painfully boring. Terrible album. I had to listen to the original last night just to put things right! Other than that, I agree with that damn Ashlee Simpson song that she warbled at the Orange Bowl, and I am just talking about the song, period. I like "American Idiot" the song, it's the rest of the album that lacks any form of originality at all, and that shamelessly rips off more bands than I care to mention, and does so blatantly.

Bobcat Goldthwait (his new one is one of the best stand-up pieces I have ever heard) Eddie Izzard Jake Johansen had an HBO special that was brilliant. Bill Hicks Bill Cosby and easily the most forgotten about man who is one of the greatest EVER: Bob Newhart!!!

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jan 8, 2005 -> 03:48 PM) I saw the flash animation for it that was mentioned on here....it's damn catchy..... LOL!!! IT IS THE RAFFI SONG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My daughter LOVED that dang song forever! LOL!!! YOu guys have RAFFI stuck in your heads! Seriously, check out "Joshua Giraffe" and "All That I Need", by Raffi, both of those songs are actually quite brilliant.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jan 7, 2005 -> 10:28 PM) Mr. Brightside is the awesone. That and Bananaphone. I found the MP3. Bananaphone??? As in the song by kids entertainer Raffi???

...hey...that wasn't nice... Send the CD-R's pal, and expect 50 CD-R's of donkies, midgets, and Osama Bin Laden lookalikes in .mpg doing all sorts of things I can't mention on a family themed message board such as this.

This was posted on another board I live at, I have no idea where it originated, but it was killing me! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- December 25, 1997 Dearest Bob, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and affection, Violet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- December 26,1997 Dearest Bob, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves!! I'm delighted at your very Thoughtful gift. They are just too adorable. My everlasting love, Violet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- December 27, 1997 My dear Bob, Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I actually must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - three French hens! They are just darling, but I must insist - -you've been too, too kind. All my love, Violet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- December 28, 1997 My dear Bob, Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now, really, they ARE beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You are just being Too romantic. Love, Violet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- December 29, 1997 Dear Bob, What a marvelous surprise! Today the postman delivered five gold rings, one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. To tell you the truth, all these lovely birds can really squawk and are getting on my nerves. Affectionately, Violet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- December 30, 1997 Bob, Today the postman knocked and ran. When I opened the door, there were actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again. Those geese are huge. Where in the name of creation will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining, rightly so, and it is impossible to sleep through the racket. Now let this be the end of this. Cordially, Violet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- December 31, 1997 Bob: What the hell's with you and these f***ing birds? Seven swans-a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird s*** all over the house and they never stop with the racket. I can't get a damn bit of sleep and I'm a nervous wreck. Stop with this sadistic nonsense. This is not funny and I am very unhappy. Sincerely, Violet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- January 1, 1998 O.K., Pal! What in the screaming hell am I going to do with eight maids-a-milking? Jesus! I think I prefer the goddamn birds. The goddamn maids-a-milking had to bring their goddamn cows. There is cow s*** all over my lawn and bird s*** all over the house. I can't even move my feet. Just leave me the hell alone, smartass. Vi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- January 2, 1998 Listen, s***head! You sadistic bastard! I now have nine pipers piping in my front yard and they are standing knee deep in cow s***. This, after chasing those maids all night long. Consequently, upsetting the cows to the point that they are stepping all over the screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. Up yours, Vi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- January 3, 1998 You rotten PRICK! Now there's ten ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those pipers all night long. Now the goddamn cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of s***. The Commissioner of Zoning and the Building Inspector have subpoenaed me to give just cause as to why this building should not be condemned. I'm calling the police! I mean it, by God! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- January 4, 1998 Listen, f***HEAD: Never in my wildest imagination did I ever think that I would be witness to eleven Lords-a-leaping on that many maids and ladies. They took those broads like Grant took Richmond and many will never walk exactly right again. I wasn't the only witness, by the way. The "60 Minutes" camera crew and staff are just loading up their cameras and equipment on a chartered plane and are racing against time to have the first Christmas Special on Pay TV. For the record, all 23 of the birds are dead. They were trampled to death in the orgy. As God is my witness, some how, some day, I'LL GET YOU! I never want to see your f***ing face again as long as I live. Miss Violet Monica Habersham -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- January 5, 1998 Law Offices Goldstien, Silverberg, and O'Reily Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve drummers drumming, which you have seen fit to inflict upon our client, Miss Violet Monica Habersham. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss Habersham at the West County Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot you on sight! With this letter please find attached, a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Anthony Gionetti Associate

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 7, 2005 -> 09:31 PM) Hey, have you heard "Ichor" by The Black League? It's metal in the vein of Entombed. Pretty good stuff. If you want I can burn you a copy - let me know. Entombed, by the way, is supposedly playing Joe's Bar next month. I found that interesting, since they usually host MUCH lighter music. Have not heard them, would be interested. What, you think Entombed isn't "Light Rock"? Hmmm, not so sure about that, I could see them doing a few Air Supply covers. ...actually...that might be kind of cool.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 7, 2005 -> 08:54 PM) Awwww, it was nothin'.... We ain't even CLOSE to even though - I have a LONG way to go to even up for you giving me the Riverboat Gamblers and Honeycrack's "Prozaic". Those discs still won't get the hell out of my player! Next Saturday you will get the first Riverboat Gamblers. Just got it the other night. Almost as good as the other one, IMO. Larry on the other hand thinks it just as good, if not better. I'm still trying to get the new one.

I heard the interview on MJ & H, and his comments DID leave it open to easy speculation that he was in talks with somebody about staying in Chicago. He didn't say in what capacity, but his statement (exactly how it was worded I can't remember now) left it wide open. Mac, Jurko, Harry, and callers all caught it. I would be surprised if the Sox let DJ go, but who knows? It did sound like Stone had talked to somebody in Chicago about stuff. He also never denied it. I wish I could remember what was said exactly. I think they even commented on it during the news breaks that they do on the show.

Don't tell me I've been hanging on the inferior board for all this time...have I???

QUOTE(Cali @ Jan 7, 2005 -> 08:15 PM) Wherever did you find that link? Some fine young person on a message board for the next World Series champions posted the link originally! The world needs more fine upstanding folk like that one who did the great service to all by posting such a link! As for songs that are great new songs and songs stuck in the ol' noodle, thanks to the recommendation of the fine poster named The Critic, I am now enjoying the sweet sounds of The Killers and their song "Mr. Brightside". Dang fine tune.

http://www.thewebs***e.net/nickelback.htm Other than that, lately I have been on a kick of Dave Grisman. I have really fallen for the Gypsy stuff as of late, and the way he mixes it with other styles is really amazing. http://www.dawgnet.com/dgq_splash.html Check out the "Dawg Tracks". But no one song has caught my ear. I never listen to the music on the radio though, and I never, ever, watch any video channels for more than a few minutes at a time. But for some reason that damn "These Dreams" song by Heart keeps getting stuck in my head. I am getting ready for somebody to start playing "We Built This City" by Starship to just complete my duration through Hell.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 7, 2005 -> 09:35 AM) When the jury gives the verdict, I'll be educated on the case all that I need to be. So do you believe OJ is REALLY innocent?

QUOTE(qwerty @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 01:44 AM) Because you are not missing much. Didn't it end with the whole final season being a dream and Dan actually did die from the heart attack? I stopped watching the show all together on the final season as it got so damn ridiculous that it just wasn't worth my time. I hated the whole lottery thing.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 05:20 PM) I'm trying to think of a bad one . . . Quote or episode? I pretty much think the entire last season was pretty bad. George did nothing but yell for the majority of the episodes, and they really ran with the whole thing of them being people you wouldn't like in real life. Up until the last season, I can say I know people similar to the cast, including myself, but that last season was too much. It was too forced. A prime example was the one where Jerry was buying the new car and George was after the candy bar in the machine. George is so over-the-top that I can't even watch that episode. I really don't like the final season much at all. The show needed to die, and I think they let it go one season too long. Much like Roseanne.

I think you need to download Photoshop. I am waiting for somebody to take the easy road and just post a picture of 8 Men Out.

I should come clean here though, I only take this stance on music though. I would probably whore my self out in some other way if I could, but music is a bit sacred to me. If there was someway of faking a sport or something, no problem.

I've seen Star Wars like 100 times now, and if you don't think a laser can REALLY f**k you up, you're crazy!!! Prosecute the nut before he and the Emperor try and take over the world!

QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 11:29 AM) Speaking as a guy with absolutely so talent musically yes I would do it. But I would lock myself away from the press and i'd stay as far away from anything live as possible... I saw the clip. It was pretty bad... She was looking totally hot on that New Years Rocking Eve though... She sounded just as bad on that one though. Difference was that the audience was too drunk to notice how bad she was.

Obviously if I was her I would, but you said "we" would. Obviously, she did it. I am also not so sure I have talent, as I am sure you have no idea who I am, and I think if I had some talent somebody might know of me. Talent doesn't have so much to do with it, as integrity does. But yeah, she has no talent. She can't even dance worth a damn, as she has a knack for showing the world everytime she steps on a stage. Not saying I can dance, as a matter of fact, I know I cant', and this is why there is ZERO footage of me dancing.

My vote goes to the Prawn With The Wind so far! Nice work there! Will there be a poll at the end, and then maybe some t-shirts printed up? I myself would wear a printed thong to opening day if we had them.

So...this means it was a REALLY bad stocking stuffer for my daughter this Christmas?

LOL!!! I'm crying over here!!! That is friggin' hysterical!!! Thank you, you made my day!

I can honestly say, no, I wouldn't. I have been kicked out of bands for not changing my style, and for sticking to what I believe in. I would rather not succeed than turn my back on what I believe is right. My music is too damn important and personal to me. It has never been about money, and it has never been about fame.