bobbydanks

SOX UP SEAMEN DOWN

it seems like every pitcher somehow magically paints the corner on meidroth's patience to get up 0-1 on him and it doesn't matter anyways

SACKS PACKED WITH TWO OUT OF THREE NON-SEAMEN

Yeah I assumed his defense was going to be terrible as well due probably the same projections. I at least thought he'd be C/1b/DH type with a lot of dingers. Instead he might be the most underrated player in baseball because he's gold glove tier at catcher now. Then again catchers implode.

time to stretch indeed

I dig Raleigh and I'd much rather face Arozarena

just walk Raleigh tbh

goddamn that was a slow rotation on that double play

doubling up on hitting the batter and ump lmao

oh boy

Wait we have a 6'7" reliever dude?

Has anyone been to batting practice lately? How often does he whiff there?

Maybe the 6th time through the lineup if they keep Evans in Luis Robert might hit a single. This guy is just braindead.

i wonder if robert will K against a marginal reliever. oh my bad it was the same guy he had 3 at bats against. which is worse.

I don't know what you're saying but hell yeah dude!

Not to be a debbie downer but every time every one else has a good game Luis Robert is still like 0-4 with 3 strikeouts which is I guess technically more important than if someone gets a double of off Cam Booser in the 8th

whopps

why

f*** em anyways

pardon my french but tom eiko is a fucking right handed jim thome

Greg Jones should wear a White Sox item his next at bat and just keep the joke going.

very protestant name is all i'm saying. also the wars don't always start with the top names. I'm lutheran just joking

Brewers Sign Bobby Dalbec To Minors Deal By Mark Polishuk | May 10, 2025 at 2:18pm CDT The Brewers have signed Bobby Dalbec to a minor league deal and assigned the infielder to Triple-A, according to Curt Hogg of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. After signing a minor league deal with the White Sox during the offseason, Dalbec’s contract was selected to Chicago’s active roster a little over three weeks ago, and he hit .222/.333/.278 over 21 plate appearances in his brief time in a Pale Hose uniform. The Sox designated him for assignment earlier this week, and once Dalbec cleared waivers, he opted for free agency instead of an outright assignment to Triple-A, as was his right since Dalbec has previously been outrighted in his career.

Alright fine assholes you want a protestant vs Catholic war see what gets capitalized on google we got Shane Smith and you got drunk. We got your Shane and you think you can take a Bobby from us?

on the plus side we'll never be lorde fans