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Scratched for back tightness.

I like when a new player gets there they have to explain to them their celebration. "Yeah so when you get a single make it look like you are showing your boobs or tickling a ballsack."

He is no Will Venable.

Let's put a 4 spot, boyos.

This is a brand new Sox team, baby!

Wow I thought that pitch was way closer.

So cool Ichiro came out of retirement.

Randall

That wasn't him...

If a review takes this fucking long then the call should stand.

Is Jack Michael's kid? Grandkid?

Lee threw that bat like crushed it.

I hate Scherzer

Bury these losers early.

She isn't wrong lately.

Oh yeah, man. Great bit. One of the best.

Okay, guy who is mad about Mike Vasil in the dugout.

Doing a whole WELL ACKUALLY! on the season the Sox are having compared to the expectations they had is wild, but have fun with that.

Did he have that before this season?

They also had zero room for Mead.

Who the hell has implied that?

Fedde was okay. Throws way too many pitches. Wish someone could take his spot but just not there until Smith has a few more good outings with his new arm slot.

Yet people just continue to whine.

Extra innings rule is so fucking stupid. A run on two outs.

Does Jacob play third? Vargas to first?