santo=dorf

And like I say with NASCAR, if anything is the athlete, it's the Car. That's why I don't characterize NASCAR with Football, Hockey, Basketball, and Baseball.

One less Hockey Game to be televised!!!

To other cars, NASCAR is a sport. To humans it is not. The car does most of the work (joules) in the event than the driver, therefore it can't be compared to hockey, basketball, baseball, and football. The only way I would consider the drivers athletes and NASCAR a Sport is if they changed the cars to look like this:

:fyou Twins :fyou Mariners. They better lay down for us when we play them.

I don't wish harm upon players, but he is a Cub, so.......... :finger :finger :fthecubs

What are you talking about?

And instead of muting people he "pauses" them. The show just looks like ATH ripoff.

Mt roommate got me back. He pulled a "recycling bin" on me. https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/bschalle/www/DSC00700.JPG

Frank: PLEASE SWING THE f***ING BAT!!!

It's nearing the end of the school year, and my roommate and our buddies have been pulling pranks on each other. Two of them took my roommate's matress and placed it under the other roommates matress. My roommate didn't want to wake him up because he had a final in the morning (the kid sleeping.) My roommate hasn't moved the matress back yet, and has been forced to sleep on the couch for the past couple of nights. Today I changed my buddy's away message and he had no idea who did it, so I told him my roommate did it. After dinner he pour water onto him as he was sleeping on the couch. During dinner I went back to get some more food, and the two guys pour their pop and a packet of mustard into my glass. I didn't even notice it until I finish the glass. Later on, my roommate was drinking a mudslide and left to make a phone call. I proceeded to pour some raspberry vinegar into his drink. The problem with that was it solidify and he upset that I wasted his booze. Then my other buddy said someone stuck a tack under his sheet and is convince that I placed it there (I didn't, I swear.) Now these three guys swear that they are going to get me really good. Does anyone have any good prank ideas I can get these guys with? P.S. I covered my roommate's toothbrush head with dish washing liquid, but he hasn't brushed his teeth yet.

12inches/2 olsens= 6 for each.

Ozzie Guillen is our manager, not Bobby.

I'll make up for that six inch difference by giving them each six inches. maybe in another month

Over Edgar Martinez?

And that's a Mariners winner!!

http://cbs2chicago.com/illinois/IL--Wrigle...urces_news_html

Astros just won. I have Miller and Dotel on my team.

USCF is not Wrigley Field (thank GOD!) There should be no need to throw ANYTHING onto the field of play. Someone should just make a big ass sign that says "Employees Must Wash Hands."

My buddy using CBS SPORTSLINE says MARINERS WIN!!! !!!

greppson24, are you a hilltopper?

HE GONE!!

Chisoxfan, you might catch up to ss2k4 before it's all over.