santo=dorf

I don't remember that one. "Speaking of good buddies Jim, do you still keep in touch with your good buddy Pete Rozell?" "Uhhhhh, actually Pete has been dead for some time now."

Sign him to a one year deal. He only pitches well in odd numbered years.

I'd rather sleep in.

Cubs will not be in the playoffs this year.

Toss in Mr. 504 and it's 0-13. rolleyeyes.gif

Can I ask why noone is ripping Hendry for his Pratt-Cruz trade? I thought the scrubs could use some bullpen help. :fthecubs

Can't we vote for someone who's s***ty?

Yeah, but he wasn't used in that role back in April. Cotts was good at cleaning up messes but started alot of them. Jackson was the opposite when the middle of May came around. Too bad Ozzie wasn't smart enought to figure this out in June as he continued to misuse the bullpen. Jackson would come in and clear the bases not by getting out of the inning, but by giving up a grand slam. :puke Jackson's ERA in July was close to 9 but the Daily Southtown was reporting that Jackson wasn't going to be released because "he's a clubhouse leader." rolleyeyes.gif Personally I voted for Crede. I know he had some clutch hits early in the season and he had that HR off of Urbina, but his BA with RISP is f***ing pathetic.

I believe Jackson's ERA in April was 1.93.

:fyou

I'm guessing that it's called the "Champagne of Beers" because you should only drink it once a year and because everyone else is drinking it too on that one day.

Wait a sec, Mike can void his own contract?

Yeah, I had that my first night back down here. You better start getting used to the taste of High Life too. :puke

One of the liquor stores here in Champaign had Honey Weiss 4.99 for a 12 pak of cans.

I thought Lowell sign a three-year deal before the season started?

Why do you say that? They have a ton of holes to fill. Does anyone think Pedro would sign with the Yanks?

Well, I'll be the first to tell you that I don't follow he minors as most of you do, so I don't know who's has a lot of value and is expendable. Maybe that McCarthy Dude, or that guy related to Mike Sweeney, or that OF we have who also pitches for the Royals.

How about Garland, Cotts and a prospect?

You guys think Urbina would take a "friend of Ozzie's" discount? What kind of option does he have with Detroit?

Why? Don't resign maggs, and deal Lee.

I rather see us have lights out pitching 1-5. Southside Pitchmen 2005

Does Minny still plan on non-tendering Johan Santana? It was rumored before the season started. I want to see at least two of these pitchers next year; Pavano, Odalis Perez, Russ Ortiz, or Zito (trade.)

I've been saying that for the past two years. I learned my lesson after this year's all-star break. :headshake

Probably another rehab. Maybe he could come back as a reliever (not mop-up duty.)