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The third commentator sounds like the main actor from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

Now we know what part of a glazed donut Prince loves the most.

Should the SOX play Swisher over Konerko tomorrow? http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8120/b...gVFGxmRtxWFCLcF

Go sit in the corner

Somebody get Konerko one of those pool cleaning nets.

How could I forget of Gary Glover in the discussion of former Sox players who should tank today?

That grand slam was like a combination of Konerko's slam + Damaso reaction in the bullpen.

Aww Alexei. New record for Grand slams by a rookie.

Please Alexei do not hack at the first pitch. He's just as big a DP canidate as any of our slowass sluggers.

To be fair he has a .980 OPS with RISP w/2 outs and 1.081 OPS with RISP this year

MacDougal looks like he'd fit in well in the Tigers bullpen

That's charged to Garica.

Ha. So technically Gallaraga never appeared in this game. Edit: or do the wild pitches count against him?

Send Wise to second? Or play conservatively?

I disagree considering Wise is #2

f***ing Floyd. Now he's going to cry

Are we sure we don't want to take a look at Garcia after this season? We need someone to replace Contreras you know.

Freddy, Freddy, Minny. f*** Tie game. Funny how people were joking about the Sox running hog wild on Garcia, yet our combo has given up 4 SBs to a non-running team.

Worst hitter of the year: Tony Pena Jr. Worst starting pitcher of the year: Carlos Silva. Honorable mention to Livan Hernandez Worst defensive player of the year: Mark Reynolds. Worst relief pitcher of the year: Ehren Wassermann

The fix is in!

If Javy mans up and pitches like he's paid to, there will be no need for AJ to go to the mound.

Under the living room table in Ozzie Guillen's house, the Sox should offer Freddy a guaranteed two year deal if he lays down tomorrow.