NUKE_CLEVELAND

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ May 3, 2005 -> 10:02 PM) drugs are bad :banghead mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 3, 2005 -> 08:48 PM) One of the best colormen in all of baseball. How bout they let the SnR crew call the game. Now that'd draw some viewers.

Lets look at their 100 million dollar rotation. Randy Johnson: Geriatric old man who aint got it no more. Pulled his groin and is one false step from being on the DL for a good little while. Tell me again why we were idiots for not trading half our team for gramps here? Kevin Brown: He sucks balls! The most overrated player in all of MLB. Sportscenter had a running ERA counter on this jag off and it was funny as f*** watching it go up as he gave up run after run. Jared Wright: What a f***ing joke this cock sucker is. He came, he sucked balls, he went on the DL. Carl Pavano: Big money for mediocre pitcher. f*** him. Mike Mussina: See above

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 3, 2005 -> 08:25 AM) HOLY s*** THATS FUNNY!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

They got PWN3D!!!!!!!!! by Tampa Bay of all teams. They have a 200 million dollar golf reservation set up for October. HAHAHAHA EAT s*** BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(doUrememberwhen @ May 3, 2005 -> 08:34 PM) On baseball tonight commented on the lack of attendance tonight. Obviously he didn't see who we were playin. f*** that fat son of a b****. Its 42 degrees out there dammit. I know he has plenty of insulation on his fat f***ing frame so I guess cold doesn't bother him.

GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EAT s*** BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on f***ers lets come back and get these worthless cock suckers. We f***ing own Kansas s***ty.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 3, 2005 -> 07:22 AM) I know I am as well. The impressive thing about his offense is who he is getting hits against. It always seems like his hits come against the tough pitchers. I remember he hit Santana like a pro, and a couple of other guys. Tads is solid. Tads is our Ichiro.

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2004 @ May 2, 2005 -> 10:17 PM) Is there any doubt the Cardinals will win the central this year? Only in the delusional minds of the most crack addled Flub fans.

MB vs KC = PWN3GE!!!!!!!

QUOTE(The Bones @ May 2, 2005 -> 11:29 PM) I hope he's back in time for the first Sox-Cubs series, I just love watching us rock his ass. Yep, then he can go back on the DL for another 6 weeks or so.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ May 2, 2005 -> 11:12 PM) Actually I was hoping for the forearm shiver to knock him down, a few minutes of ground and pound to work him over, and then Hawk slips in the rear naked choke. A one punch knockout puts him out too quick. f*** that. Have Carl Everett come down and slip Hawk a nightstick and then distract the ref while Hawk takes out Kotex Boy's knees with it.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ May 2, 2005 -> 09:53 PM) As it stands now, you just get a deferment until the rest of the semester. There is no draft........hasn't been one since 1973. Your understanding of the situation is about 32 years out of date.

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 2, 2005 -> 11:08 PM) one O'Douls coming up! You need some damn JD my friend. Put some hair on your chest. LOL

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ May 2, 2005 -> 02:23 PM) The insanity defense works better for the gen pop because, correct me if I am wrong, there is a pretty elaborate screening process that checks for this sort of stuff in the armed forces right Nuke? Yup. You at the very minimum have to have a HS education and from there the jobs you are eligible for are based on an exam you have to take before you enter.

Happy B-Day dude. Drink one for me!

Yankees suck balls. 200 million dollar gold plated balls at that.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ May 2, 2005 -> 10:52 PM) MS paint and google makes nice avatars. LOL!!!! That's awesome

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 2, 2005 -> 10:40 PM) This may get me banned. But I could not resist posting a picture of a ballsack You had me worried for a second there.

QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ May 2, 2005 -> 10:33 PM) it's been so long since he was healthy but a tryout or minor league job couldn't hurt. From what I gather, Cano isn't ready and I know Womack doesn't have the arm strenght to play left. I think Torre was strong-armed into this I just think its hilarious that they have a 200 milion dollar payroll and they have to scrape the minor leauges cause their everyday players suck that bad.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ May 2, 2005 -> 08:27 PM) I'm sorry but you're handle is way off base. It should be Buehrle>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wood. Yeah, there's no comparison anymore.

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 2, 2005 -> 10:29 PM) Its not Mark priors ball sack? That's his action on the side. After all it is a long distance relationship between him and sosa these days.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ May 2, 2005 -> 10:23 PM) Just imagine how fugly Kotex boy's daughter is going to be. First of all some girl/man/assclown allowed that man to get on them and give him 10 seconds of his very best. Now he produced a woman, I wonder if she has the same forhead that the has. Tell me again how he's gonna have children when Sammy Sosa is still his significant other?