The Democratic agenda is much less complicated.
9 AM: "Das Kapital study session"
10 AM: Finish deciding whether to raise everyone's taxes by 20% or 25%
11 AM: John Kerry gives manditory " Pandering to jesse jackson speech"
12 PM: Lunch time ( MENU: Tofu, soybean burgers & bottled water )
1 PM: List of empty promises to pander to minority voters completed.
2 PM: Focus Group ( Looking at ways to weaken national defense )
3 PM: Focus group 2 ( Appeasing terrorism )
3 PM: Radical feminists, queer advocates, enviro nuts, socialists crash party demanding a say.
3:00:10 PM: John Kerry gives into their demands and changes everything he believes in for the 9th time of the day.
4 PM: Plan announced to disband the U.S. Military and sell off its equipment to China, Russia & N. Korea. Proceeds and annual savings used to reinstate welfare for the lazy and give a wedding present for homosexual marriages.
5 PM: John Kerry gets nominated, changes everything he believes in 3 or 4 times to make sure, then watches in horror as his poll numbers flatline.