I guess I can deal, as long as you have the cell phone chatting fans museum exibit I mentioned earlier. Just fine tune it by making the floor all around it sticky and reeking of urine.
DOINK!!
"OUCH!!! What was that hard thing that pegged me in the head? Ah well who cares. Hey (talking to guy 4 seats down on cell phone ) get the beer man. I havent had any alcohol in 4 minutes now."
While you're on the topic of slow, one dimensional players I hope you dont forget about the Big Skirt. This guy was so brutal at 1st base that we needed Konerko there in the 1st place. That big strong guy was afraid of the ball half the time. Now all he does is swing for the fences in classic Shamme Soso fashion and nobody calls him out on it. Is he a saint or something?
"I dont care about singles and doubles. All I want is homeruns"
That ring a bell to anybody here?
If I owned the Flubbs the first thing I'd do is take a wrecking ball to that overgrown pisspot they call a stadium then build a new ballpark that looks worse than the Cell and install cell phone jamming equipment on all the concourses so the fans would be forced to pay attention to the game and not to how that episode of "Queer as Folk" is going back home on Showtime.
How about a museum for drunk, ignorant asshole fans?
The first exibit would be a group of 4 seats where there is person sitting at 1 end and the other person sits at the other and they both have cell phones and are talking about something totally meaningless and non-baseball related. Maybe for laughs one of the guys gets plunked in the noodle with a baseball just for not paying attention and spills beer all over himself.
I dont know about Fogg but Wells, that fat tub of s***, needs to just go away. He's a worthless, egotistical asswipe who folds when the going gets tough. We can certainly do without him and his back cant support is ever burgeoning weight.
OMG!!! That is one of the dumbest moves in Sox history. Sean Lowe alone could have been an awesome starter for us and they gave him away just because the management didnt like him personally.
:fyou KW
Damn what a happy day it was to see that worthless slug Navarro leave town.
You are all going to flame away for this one but ..........Worst trade............
Sammy Sosa to the flubbs for George Bell. We all hate Sosa and I am one of the biggest Sosa bashers, but it kinda did turn out in their favor.
2 things. I think they are solidly on track for 11 wins before the All Star Break next month and I just wanted you to know that Dollar Bill appreciates you buying him some cigars and scotch with your money.
Not only that but Sutter has him on the 3d line. I know coaches are stupid but this one must ride the short bus to the UC every night if he has his leading scorer on the 3d line.