Goldmember

QUOTE(The Critic @ May 9, 2005 -> 10:33 AM) and Jessica Simpson + speaking role = disaster. that's what the mute, pause, and rewind buttons are for...

QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ May 9, 2005 -> 01:34 AM) I'm not sure how recent this photo is.

QUOTE(Brian @ May 8, 2005 -> 08:45 PM) "You're so f*cking hot."

will probably go see kingdom sometime this week...

QUOTE(shagar69 @ May 8, 2005 -> 08:34 PM) ill take her sis over her everyday like the new 'do though. makes her a lil cuter. might just be the pic however...

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ May 8, 2005 -> 01:06 PM) Pall and DJ are boring agreed... :uhoh

QUOTE(Texsox @ May 7, 2005 -> 05:54 PM) just voting for the sake of voting is very under rated amen brutha...

don't mind me, just here for the voting...

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ May 7, 2005 -> 07:57 AM) Thanks for posting this - I had no idea it was a 12 o'clock game. Now I can watch the ball game and then the race in both their entireties (sp?). WooHoo! Go SOX Go JEFF BURTON Go Ricky Rudd! Jeff's one of my picks this week. sorry in advance if i jinx him queenie...

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 6, 2005 -> 10:37 PM) yelling at the TV? My tv gets a lot more abuse then that. nah, i take my abuse out on the remote. much cheaper. been through 3 already...

QUOTE(Brian @ May 6, 2005 -> 10:25 PM) Pargo is one of the last guys i blame for the Bulls losing. agreed, but he is the one that had me yelling at the tv the loudest...

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ugh.

key to victory is for them to actually play every quarter...

QUOTE(Spod=Ratings @ May 6, 2005 -> 04:50 PM) http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2005...marc&id=2054677 i thought it was going to shaq

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=33357

QUOTE(Chisoxmatt @ May 6, 2005 -> 04:46 PM) Normally id say something like Who gives a crap about post counts? But 30,000? Jebus. Thats an accomplishment. no, that's no life...

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 6, 2005 -> 04:43 PM) me too, but i never bought anything off of it so they just assumed i was a poor mexican and stopped sending me it... :banghead me either. used them to get idea of prices and size speaker/equipment i needed for specific car then took off to bestbuy. besides i like stores better cause they always have the wall of speakers and s*** hooked up so you can play around with them and check quality before you buy...

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 6, 2005 -> 04:30 PM) good site! yup. used to get their mag all the time...

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thanks for posting. will definitely tune in...

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ May 6, 2005 -> 02:22 PM) Apparently you're nota believer in the sacred power of the Virgin Cheese Sandwich. Heretic! That's grilled cheese sandwhich, thank you very much!

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