QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Jul 15, 2009 -> 03:21 PM)
I believe FlaSoxxJim is a teetotaler.
I believe Tex really lives in Maine or Idaho.
I believe NSS lives in Beverly.
I believe Ribbie and Rhubarb acted alone.
I believe in the soul. The cock, the p****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.