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You've nailed a few babes, eh?

Damn you admin/mod responsible for the title! Now I have Bye Bye Birdie songs in my head.

QUOTE (SockMe @ Aug 6, 2009 -> 08:52 PM) well I only got 2 autograps, both from Tori Hunter. 1 on a Halos mini helmet and the other on his baseball card That's nice though, he finally realizes that Sox fans aren't out to kill him.

I never understood how Cameron in Ferris Bueller wore a Red Wings jersey in Chicago and never got pummeled.

Shakin' hands with Saint Peter.

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Aug 6, 2009 -> 03:28 PM) Just wondering...Kerry Wood. How does a closer with a 4.97 ERA have even as many as 15 Saves? It's boggling my mind. Check out CJ Wilson last year.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 6, 2009 -> 09:25 AM) I'm somewhat underwhelmed by the relative lack of self-servicing euphemisms that have been posted here. Much like how the Inuit supposedly have 200 words for snow, I figured SoxTalkers would have pages worth of names for this recreational endeavor. Turning Japanese? Putting hair on the palms? Doing it until I need glasses? Killing Kittens?? I did the palms one. Oh, killing kittens...

B>W, you want to come?

There was a website called sandbox that had great fantasy football with defensive players and everything. Then, they tried to charge everyone to use the site and it got stupid.

Yes. Comiskey Park. Actually, that's a Spring Training pic. Payne Park in Sarasota Florida.

Orlando Cabrera is overrated defensively.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 08:06 PM) These guys never bombed America or had anything to do with that. It was a sensationalist title to get views.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 08:20 PM) Total Recall, b****. That's what. When you're suffocating to death, you look like a Muppet.

Here you go: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jcrb_yt_VeM/SAj4...20/Alvarado.jpg

There's a pic from an auction site on Google images that has "Allen" on the back of the jersey.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_bermuda_guantanamo

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 07:43 PM) Pulling out stats from 13 years ago to characterize how a player is currently playing. Nice It works for some posters.

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 07:39 PM) I am a dog, but I wouldnt hit on my buddys girl.LOL When is your vaca? I'm planning a Sox game/Redamak's/Casino combo event this month sometime.

shipps be mackin'.

I hear that Yahoo may be offering individual defensive players this year.

I always saw Figgins as a 2B/maybe SS, whose arm wasn't good enough for OF or 3B.

QUOTE (GreatScott82 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 12:32 PM) Though i would sign Figgins for LF and perhaps let Jordan Danks battle Pods for the every day CF position in spring training. Yeah. That would be some bad OF defense. Figgins/Pods/Q is probably a very limited-ranged defense and Figs and Pods have noodle arms.

Kalapse, Is Philly covering any of Thome's 2009 extension money? I wasn't sure.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 03:59 PM) Too bad I won't live long enough to see us figure out how to terraform Mars, that would be awesome. They can't fix the Earth's ozone layer; what makes you think that they can create a breathable atmosphere on a planet thousands of miles farther from the sun than the Earth?