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QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Nov 13, 2008 -> 10:44 PM) Hughes played tonight. Who'd they deactivate then?

QUOTE (BearSox @ Nov 13, 2008 -> 10:02 PM) Well, if it was me, I wouldn't even have Boras as my agent. I'd be my own agent. That's like saying that you can drive your car and sleep at the same time.

QUOTE (Felix @ Nov 13, 2008 -> 09:58 PM) Feel free to mention defense if you want, but that brings up a whole other worm. I can honestly say that I have never heard that phrase in my life until just now.

Send Javy to the Nationals for prospects.

New BANG Cartoon! http://bangcartoon.com/2008/ifsandbutts.htm

QUOTE (dww879 @ Nov 13, 2008 -> 06:41 PM) TCQ- 50 HR's until 100 Psssh. He'll have that by the All Star Break.

Larry Hughes must be more than 10 days away from recovery, then.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Nov 13, 2008 -> 12:34 PM) oh... how do i say this?? hmm.... he'd have a place to go I hear. He's been feeding JenJen the ol' Chicago Dog with Marconi's Giardenera on it?

Wood could go to the Mets if Minaya can't get Jenks from the Sox.

They traded Swish at his lowest value after giving up too much to get him. GREAT JOB KW! At least we have Betemit to play 3B when Fields takes a dump next year.

Head on over to Broad Street and check out the burnt-out car hulls with "PHILLIES #1!!!!" painted on them.

The Usual Suspects Titanic

Both are out of shape guys whose best games are behind them and they don't believe it. Pass. I'd rather risk the #5 job on Richard or Poreda than either one of these guys.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081112/ap_on_..._aids_treatment Incredible if true.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Nov 12, 2008 -> 06:07 PM) What is the little video with the guy in bed from? I think that's Body Heat, where he wakes up with a dead girl in his bed.

QUOTE (scenario @ Nov 12, 2008 -> 01:38 PM) Really? He's already stated he'd be willing to play on the northside... so obviously Chicago is an acceptable location. Has he said he wouldn't play for the Sox? The guy probably wants his opportunity to flail at 3 pitches 4 times, then go back out there without resting. In the AL, Peavy could double his CGs.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Nov 12, 2008 -> 01:36 PM) Just remember, plants are what the meat eats. Unless you like alligator, fish or pigs.

QUOTE (BaseballNick @ Nov 12, 2008 -> 01:35 PM) Sure KW would love that, but JP won't want to come here. Not much difference. Its only 8 miles and what...7 wins?

Trade Vazquez to the Mets for prospects, then deal Jenks and those prospects for Peavy.

QUOTE (Reddy @ Nov 12, 2008 -> 12:19 PM) god these are hilarious Italian Spiderman!

The Padres need a closer now. Do they have anyone worth trading for?

Take a bite - you will be - in a state of pure baconation...

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ Nov 11, 2008 -> 10:33 PM) Were you fired for not knowing which songs to play when a caller chimed in and said he just lost his job? I've got a better one. Did someone call up and request, "Get Off The Radio", and you took his advice?

Tom Petty - You Don't Know How It Feels

I stopped watching it after the whole "Matt sees the future, Evil Peter, Hiro is Paranoid" storylines.