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Joey Gathright traded to the KC Royals http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article...t=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Dye Gooch and Thome got 50 votes from me!

3006 White Sox LF - Reanimated cadaver of Carlos Lee CF - A 12 foot robot with Rudy Law's DNA inside RF - Harold Baines' fossilized remains (actually quicker than the original HB) C - Don Wakamatsu the DXLVIIIth 1b - Paul Konerko's clone that merged with a 7 foot tall snail. 2b - Mini-Godzilla SS - A large chunk of chewing tobacco that evolved from Juan Uribe. 3b - Rally Crede SP - Jon Garland's sideburns attached to a sentient ape SP - Floyd Bannister's living toupee SP - Lamarr Hoyt's brain in a mayonaise container SP - Charlie Hough's knuckle bones held by a grad student SP - Jose Contreras CL - Bobby Thigpen's mullet

Smoltz has interest in the Tiggers. :headshake

QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:46 AM) I've got a good rule change, how about adding the short center position, like in softball, then we can totally do away with the shift. Instead of DHing the guy, set him up in short left. Might as well. That'll get rid of the motionless DH yet, the pttchers still won't bat then.

It's not an urban legend. But, the Chatham part was a lie.

curses... :uhoh :banghead

QUOTE(SoxAce @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 06:25 PM) I'll tell you one cat... C.C. Sabathia is a hell of a hitter. FWIW. QUOTE(DABearSoX @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 06:41 PM) and you know this how QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 06:42 PM) He hit a blast last year in interleague play. QUOTE(SoxAce @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 06:49 PM) He's also been praised ALOT by Cleveland's ownership, some announcers around baseball and by C.C. himself. He could hit 2 times better than Dontrelle Willis/ Mike Hampton which is saying something. He is that good. Cept he'd never make it to 2b on a hit off the wall.

QUOTE(Wolverine31 @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 10:55 PM) Yeah, that was a fun game to watch. Although I'm getting a little sick of checking the scoreboard after we win games and seeing the White Sox won too. We have the best record in baseball and I can't even feel safe in that because there your team is 1.5 games behind and they won't go away. Oh well, if we can just play a few games above .500 ball the rest of the season we should have a very good shot at our first playoff appearance since 1987 (sad, I know). I still think there are a few too many holes on the team (hopefully some of the holes in the lineup are patched up at the ASB) to win it all but it would at least be nice to play post season baseball for once. HAHA!

FC. Kearns on at 1st.

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AJ Ks too. Cintron flies to left. Inning over.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 01:31 PM) Harang perfect thru 1.1 IP. Don't curse it!

Dye Ks

The schedule makers must hate the Sox. This week White Sox faced 2nd place Cincy, Detroit got... the Flubs. Next week, the Sox get the Cards and the 'Stros. Det gets Milwaukee, then FINALLY they have to play St Louis. Ridiculous.

Hilarious, but it makes me wanna cry a little too.

QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Jun 17, 2006 -> 09:34 PM) Exactly, I hate the National League the same reasons as you do. All the time the 8th hitter is walked. It's just annoying. Cincy respected Anderson's authorit-ah tonight. Of course Contreras couldn't hit water if he fell out of a raft...from...Cuba...

For a minute, I thought the Cubs were starting a marmot.

QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 16, 2006 -> 03:19 PM) Maybe unfortuneate means good... I thought that it was "infortuneate".

Then, one poster posts a pic of himself where that user has a rounded head and gets nicknamed "lightbulb boy".

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jun 4, 2006 -> 09:16 AM) Wood has stiffness in his shoulder that delays his next start, Williamson to the DL...

The following discussion deserves a group "lol". QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:40 PM) Consider this a McDonalds wake up call to Agustin Montero and Cliff Politte. QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:42 PM) Worst reference in recent Soxtalk history? QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:55 PM) Chances of that are... remote QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:58 PM) I hate you.

Valerio and Victor are two different Santos'. http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pl...php?p=delosva01 http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/santovi01.shtml