hammerhead johnson

Miguel Cabrera .302 9HR 20RBI Born April 17, 1993 11 years old

Your top 5 in the majors in OBP with a minimum of 50 AB: 1. Barry Bonds .701 2. Adam Dunn .526 3. Big Frank .494 4. Babe Belliard .481 (had him on my fantasy team before the season started, b****es :finger ) 5. Some guy named Ford in MINN .473 I'd like to extend a special shout out to bigblackwalrus for the Barry Bonds Jr. concept.

Beautiful

Uribe! What is going on with this guy?

HE GAWN doesn't mean HE BANNED. He struck out, and now he needs to grab some bench. But it's only one at bat, albeit a very horrendous at bat.

bigblackwalrus.... HE GAWN

That is the perfect example. Seriously, you couldn't have come up with a better example.

Ron Harper always reminded me of a retarded Michael Jordan. Now it all makes sense....

Okay, so using your logic, Eric Wedge is like Jim Leyland Jr. because they're caucasians, correct?

I don't see why not And if we do get rained out, I look forward to a doubleheader on Saturday or Sunday. Just don't reschedule on one of our off days in August or September.

Naah. He reminds me of Rocky Balboa. The punches keep coming, but the guy just won't go down. This guy has heart.

WOW

The Twins are 12-6 within the AL Central. We're 5-2. We won't be stuck in second for much longer.

No, we're a bunch of Citos.

It's time to retreat

Ozzie is like the life of the party. Cito is the guy who keeps his mouth shut the entire time, doesn't dance, etc. But other than that, sure, there's an obvious resemblance there.

LOL I'm glad that I wasn't the only one scratching my head as I listened to that horses***.

Come on, man. You sound like George Bush with your Willie Harris analysis. Willie should be hitting the ball on the ground every single time. No HRs.

okay

Really? I'd expect about 1, perhaps. But hey, the LB could cover the WR if you like. We can set up threes for Manute Bol. Whatever you want to do. Whatever helps the team win.

That's like expecting Yao Ming and Zydrunas Ilgauskas to go out and make three pointers.

Clutch is BS? I'd like to hear a reasonable explanation on this one.

You said that he'd hit .350 I have the Beatles "Don't Let Me Down" playing in the background......

Hey, no problem. Maybe the April 5 start has thrown everyone off.

We've only played 21 games. That is roughly 1/8 of games to be played. 4 HR times 8 is 32 HR, and not 25. Plus, he just missed 3 games against the Yankees, so he has played 18 games, which is 1/9 of games to be played. He has homered once per 13 to 14 at bats thus far. Multiply that times 500 ABs and you have roughly 38 HR. Once again, people think that April is over, and therefore, we're 1/6 of the way through. Remember, we're not Cubs fans. This is inexcusable.