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QUOTE(samclemens @ Apr 21, 2006 -> 07:59 PM) http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,192565,00.html i told you all this story was complete bulls*** and was called an idiot, a racist, and i cant remember what else. well, i was right, so eat crow! edit: im not totaly serious, but even if this story doesnt convince you, it does for me, since this other stripper (who looks disgusting) is now changing her s*** up so she can jump on this gravy train. All I have to say is that the words coming out of the mouth of the 2nd stripper are pathetic! I hope she gets just torn apart in the media.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:33 AM) We saw an ACE come out tonight on the Southside. His name is Mark Buehrle. I thought he had a girlfriend though?

Great f***ing win.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 03:02 AM) Sierra, I'd like to see retire but Franco, I hope he plays until he is 55. So you mean until about 2002?

For everyone that's been worried about Politte, Cotts so far this season has made me concerned. He's already given up more homers than he did all of last season.

Throw strikes Neal!

QUOTE(ThinWhiteDuque @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:57 AM) I hope you're kidding. Lew Ford is a AAA player; he wouldn't start over Gathright. Thanks for the laugh.

I realized something in this game....Lew Ford would be the ultimate acquisition we could make to bolster what we already have. I'm sure we won't be able to trade with the Twins, but he would look awesome as the 4th outfielder capable of playing LF/CF/RF.

Remember this....in all seriousness, who knows how many times Anderson and Pods will have RBI in the same inning. And yes Tony, I can't remember the last time we hit around the Twins bullpen like this.

Way to prove me wrong Anderson! He had a lot more power than I thought on that high fly.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:45 AM) It won't be necessary, regardless the outcome. But don't deem a game over, until it's officially final. Yeah, I hope he doesn't think we were being serious.

I would have liked to see a ph here for Anderson. You can never get enough runs vs Twins.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:44 AM) If we lose, I will gracefully make my exit.

QUOTE(Felix @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:43 AM) Seconded.. without a doubt. You know it was a stupid thing to say when me, you, rowand, greasy, AND JPHAT agree.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:43 AM) Well Santana didn't beat us, but this isn't over. We still have 3 outs to get, after we tack on some more runs. Maybe he's too young to remember the days of Foulke vs Hocking, etc.

If we lose, I think Tito should be shown the door.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:42 AM) 11-5! WE BEAT SANTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you serious?

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:42 AM) Don't question the umps, they are on our side. A thrown ball into the crowd = 2 bases for the runner.

I'm sorry, but you don't f*** with our 3-4-5.

Haha! What a terrific at-bat by Dye.

If I remember from last year, Dye is a terrible bunter.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Apr 22, 2006 -> 02:36 AM) This is Marks game, let him finish it unless he tells you other wise on the mound. Basehit for Thome. I'd give him two batters. If he gets them both out, he gets Hunter. If someone's on base, you bring in Jenks.

So, does Mark start the 9th? I like his chances against Mauer and Sierra better than I do Jenks.

Thankfully, no one was on base.

Iguchi....NO NEED TO RAISE MY BLOOD PRESSURE!