Kalapse

Just want to make sure I get as many posts in the game thread as possible. You guys think I'm a real fan, right? RIGHT?

Really, you think my not posting in game threads is some kind of gotcha? Game threads are the absolute worst thing about this site, any long time member would agree, they capture all the pure, reactionary thoughts of the most vocal members of the fanbase, why in god's name would I want to read that? Hell, I asked for game threads to be posted earlier because I like posting in and reading them before the game starts, once it gets going I check out. It's the same reason I don't read White Sox twitter: because I actually do love the team and reading all the the worst thoughts from the fans is not going to embolden that love. I'm not going to go point by point with you, you've in no way earned that. We don't need a 2021 attendance thread in order to talk about increased revenue streams or holding the front office accountable, there's plenty of threads for that already and new ones to be created that aren't specifically for tracking the White Sox's attendance ranking during a pandemic affected season, we've been keeping the Pritzker thread alive for while now. Your "what-aboutism" on the Kelenic thread means nothing to me, it is a fact that you're keeping the Tatis thread alive, I'm not going to stop you by closing it, you're a big boy who can make his own decisions but I will point out on occasion that you're doing it and that it's sad. You don't need to ignore him, you could just, I don't know, not bump the thread devoted specifically to him especially when no one seems to want to join you in your teeth gnashing over a 5 year old trade of a guy who never played affiliated ball with the team. Rick Hahn is not going to be disciplined or fired over the Tatis trade, time to get over it, you're not holding anyone accountable, you're just making yourself miserable. I only brought up your being in China because it's funny that the dude who's exhibiting Sox fan stereotypes the most on this site just happens to live out of country, no idea why that elicited a thorough rundown of your situation, I'm sorry you're going through some things, we all are, I don't really care.

It's not instructive but it is embarrassing! The 2021 White Sox Attendance thread from the same guy who's single handedly keeping the Tatis Jr. thread alive, all the most embarrassing Sox fan behavior brought to you by a bored troll in China.

I know this was stupidly created at the beginning of the season but we really don't need a fucking attendance thread.

Only the most devastating of injuries for our White Sox.

Damn right, Tim

Just gonna drop this bmags post from 7 months ago in here, no reason.

This thread calls for a classic Skanberg, just imagine Thome is Yermin and Danks is Giolito or some shit.

One more time because I would never forgive this with any manager, the video is timestamped. ANY manager who says this should be fired on the spot, I don't give a fuck who you are, it's truly embarrassing.

Let's hope Abreu is on track, excited to have him back. Not much history against Jordan Montgomery, TA and Jose have a couple hits.

3 game suspension for a slider that got away.

Love the enthusiasm for early game threads, keep it up gang!

Damn. That's insanely good.

This is what I was thinking

Why are you so concerned with stupid shit?

How does that not get your blood boiling? He's trapped in a world that no longer exists.

Seriously, what are new fans supposed to do with this? The whole notion of unwritten rules is beyond fucking stupid and no new fans are going to buy into it, they're going to be turned off immediately. Just watch the Jomboy video, that's what new fans are doing, speaking of something that's the opposite and great for baseball, that guy.

It's an insular sport with limitless unwritten rules and they wonder why it's dying.

That's the thing, TLR is under the impression that he and all his other old school, retired jags own the game of baseball and are the arbiters of its rules when in reality the game belongs to the fucking players, they're the ones putting in the work, it's their game and they're going to play it the way they choose. The old fuck needs to get over it.

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fucking chills down my spine reading that, far and away my least favorite turn of phrase in sports

It's remarkable to me that if Yermin had gone up there and just stood there like a pitcher in 2021 and struck out on 3 pitches down the heart of the plate he'd be respecting the game far more than hitting that homerun according to TLR.

I just need a few minutes free, later this morning.

HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF FOREVER YOU USELESS PILE OF SHIT