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Casanova over Burke? Might I ask why?

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 06:04 PM) They would probably have to stand on a chair to give Brandon a beer shower. I remember reading that when Shingo got his 1st win it was game 1 of a doubleheader. So he had the beer shower between the 1st game and the 2nd game. His translator wasn't there and he only had one pair of pants. So he got his pants wet with beer and he was trying to tell everyone to stop it. You miss him, don't you?

QUOTE(Misplaced_Sox @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:53 PM) I dont think Ozzie understand pitching.... Que remarks about our awesome record You obvioulsy don't read this board much, hardly anybody makes the "best team in baseball" excuse. Especially when it comes to things like that.

HOLY f***ING s***!!!

f***

s***.PISS.f***!!!!!

2-1 f*** yeah!

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:39 PM) Oh s*** dude, I missed that. First thing I saw. Not exactly the first time she's exposed a nipple.

QUOTE(rangercal @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:23 PM) Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? Will you ever grow up? You are BY FAR the most immature person on this board.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:33 PM) way to get out of the inning I love you Rock. This optimistic side of things makes the day so much more enjoyable.

QUOTE(daa84 @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:16 PM) anyone know why el duque and now ive noticed jenks does too, but they have dirt or something on the back of their hat. its a pretty big spot on the back, and quite frankly im kinda surprised no opposing manager has had the umpire check it. anyone know what it is or why its there? I know Jenks has had Rosin on his hat just about all year, which is not against the rules. If it were pinetar then yes, an opposing manager would b****, but it's rosin.

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:13 PM) Because i think Everett should hit there. This would be my lineup.....Pods, Iguchi, Rowand, PK, Everett, Dye, AJ, Uribe, Blum..... Everett has been absolutely horrible this year in the 5 hole. 92 ABs, .239 AVG, .725 OPS, 6 HR. Why put guys in places where they tend not to succeed? Just because you think that's where they should hit?

QUOTE(rangercal @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 01:56 PM) go jump off a damn cliff . It works on so many levels. Go play in traffic.

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:08 PM) He got it poured on him, but not old enough to drink it. He's 22 years old.

Tex just hit the furthest ball ever, foul. Then Ks

QUOTE(Jenks Heat @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:02 PM) What are Rowand Dye and Aj's RISP???? I am having server troubles and do not want to change sites. Rowand: RISP: 99 ABs, .323 AVG, .861 OPS 3 HR RISP w/2 out: 51 ABs, .373 AVG, .890 OPS 0 HR Dye: RISP: 104 ABs, .279 AVG, .737 OPS 3 HR RISP w/2out: 57 ABs, .228 AVG, .565 OPS 0 HR Rowand = god with RISP

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 02:00 PM) I would prefer he hit 6th or 7th personally. Why would you want him hitting in the 6th/7th spot in the order when you know he's f***ing awesome in the 5th spot?

QUOTE(mccarthyp @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 01:54 PM) Yes, he got his beer shower. It's dumb, but it's tradition. Good to hear, after the way he pitched yesterday, he most definitely deserves it.

QUOTE(jphat007 @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 01:59 PM) I thought someone said he sucked in the 5 hole. Actually he's god in the 5 hole. He should perminatly be there. Who ever said that didn't look at the stats.

I love Duke

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 01:53 PM) I can't wait for AJP to be back in the 6 or 7 position in the lineup. Does anyone have a stat comparision of AJP in the 1-5 spot compared to lower in the order? 3rd: 8 ABs .125 AVG .250 OPS 0 HR 4th: 7 ABs .143 AVG .393 OPS 0 HR 5th: 135 ABs .296 AVG .878 OPS 7HR 6th: 35 ABs .257 AVG .906 OPS 4 HR 7th: 187 ABs .257 AVG .687 OPS 6 HR

QUOTE(rangercal @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 01:49 PM) I love the usage of "damn" next to a smiley. Shut your damn mouth.

That was a nice productive inning. We may have stranded a run but atleast we looked good doing it.

Poor AJ, keeps hitting that damn foot.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 31, 2005 -> 01:48 PM) look at the power of singles Seriously, there's other ways to score runs other than extra base hits. Just hit a s*** load of shingles.