Kalapse

I knew I'd f*** up that sentence somehow.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Mar 28, 2005 -> 06:25 PM) Doh f***.

I'd just like to thank you guys for getting the conversation back off-topic, where it belongs.

I don't know if he's from this board but he has really bad grammer.

I like CSN they have a s*** load of games in HD.

How the f*** did this make it's way onto UNC website?

Who the hell shifted the conversation back on topic?

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Mar 28, 2005 -> 12:05 AM) I consider it the ultimate sport when played at the highest level. Certainly enjoyable to watch. The majority of the world seems to agree... Don't get me started on golf and nascar. f*** the majority of the world. Hooray America!

Sam Smith is senile.

Lefty.

I'm scared.

Attack an umpire? Or 80 year old first base coach.

QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Mar 26, 2005 -> 11:45 AM) I admire you guys who work at grocery stores. It seems like people check their sanity at the door in those stores. I worked at TCF bank inside a Jewel and saw what complete nutcases and assholes some people can be in grocery stores. Thank you for the kind words. I just finished an 8 hour shift on the day before Easter, which means it was f***ing crowded as hell. I am deathly ill with the flu and I missed the entire Illini game, I wasn't exactly pleasant to the jackass customers.

Just for the record I didn't say the guy was a troll because he used an inordinate amount of exclamation points, I just thought it was a lot of exclamation points for one person to use.

QUOTE(SoxDaFox005 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 08:42 PM) Just wanted to say that there is a trade in the works right now! The Sox and a few other teams are talking on a possible trade! Although this may not happen.. but its looking like it will, especially if Borchard doesn't make this team.. But my sources say that the A's, Brewer's, and a few mystery teams, are interested in Borchard, Harris, or Crede! but the sox ARE looking to trade Contrerus. They are trying to get rid of his high salary. if this trade happnes most likely it will happen before opening day. But expect Crede to be in the rumors especially in june or July if nothing happens soon. QUOTE(SoxDaFox005 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 08:49 PM) My buddy Tom works with the Tribune, and he knows a few officials in some organizations QUOTE(SoxDaFox005 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 08:53 PM) No.. He works behind the scenes, he did take a few pictures for a few column though QUOTE(SoxDaFox005 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 09:02 PM) ... I know for a fact that he has a good relationship with the Brewers G.M. they played Golf a few times. He has a good friend named Larry that works with the red sox. I know he gets some of his information from him to! QUOTE(SoxDaFox005 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 09:04 PM) First of all. My name is not Tony. It's Steve! and second of all I am a huge Sox fan. and i hate it when people lie about them! QUOTE(SoxDaFox005 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 09:07 PM) And Im not saying that the trade will happen.. Im just saying that they're exploring options. but it is looking decent for Borchard and Harris to be traded and Crede and Jose Might Be added!! QUOTE(SoxDaFox005 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 09:09 PM) Hey you don't have to believe me but then if it happens.. I'd like to say I told u so!!! He used eleven exclamation points. Come on, who uses that many exclamation points.

I think 40 is the safe bet.

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 09:39 PM) unfortunately, looks like i'll be back showing my bagging skills again this summer unless something new comes up. Hey, at least I can boss the new people around again. Isn't it fun having seniority.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 09:30 PM) Im a cashier too. Its the exact same thing for me and everyone thinks we know where every single item is in the store and the exact price on it. Exactly. I dont know where anything is in the store, I work on the front end which means I spend no time in grocery so I don't know where s*** is. Most of the time I'll just make up an aisle when someone asks me where something is. Like today someone asked me where he could find canned cod fish, I told him aisle 4 so he would leave me alone. Sometimes when I'm walking through the store I have to act like I'm pissed off so none of the customers will ask me questions. It sounds stupid, but I'm seriously sick of some of the questions I get asked on a daily basis.

QUOTE(Rex Hudler @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 08:58 PM) thread hijackers!!!!!!!!! Hey I need to rant about my job somewhere.

Dwayne Wade is the best player since Jordan.

Perhaps he should demand a trade....to the sox. I love you Tony G.!!!!!!

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 05:14 PM) I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the Bulls win this game by 8. Im a nostrodomus of sorts.

83.) If someone comes up to you and asks where to find something, say, “How should I know? It’s not like I work here!” I love this one.

9.) Send new sackers on quests for things that don't exist ("We need Snippi-Snappis, quick! Run, run!"). This is another thing that I love to do. I'll have new baggers do all kinds of stupid s*** for my enjoyment.

4.) Get on the loudspeaker at random intervals and say whatever comes to mind first ("Booga-wooga!"). You have no idea how often I do this one. Sometimes I'll be sitting a register bored as hell and decide to pick up my phone and do a little singing over the loudspeaker.