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The World Series was the last playoff series we've won?

When was the last time we won a playoff series?

I'll bet it's hard for Joe Buck to stay so impartial while watching his Cards fold.

Jose Guillen already said he wants to return to the Angels and Scoscia wants him back as well.

Just unsubscribe.

Maybe Austrailia gets a different version than the U.S., because we don't have the song 'Jen'.

"We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get f***ed by dicks, but dicks also f*** assholes. Assholes who just wanna s*** on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can f*** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f*** too much, or f*** when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of s*** that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world. But I do know that if you don't let us f*** this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in s***."

If teams are upset with TO's end-zone celebrations, they should try to not let him score so much. Otherwise, sit down, shut up, and enjoy the show.

The hardest part is when you get dumped for someone else.

You greedy bastard!

What is your degree in?

The White Sox should swap Ozzie Guillen's and Joey Cora's respective duites.

Have you guys seen that Nextel commercial with the two guys dancing to Salt-n-Peppa while the asian guy holds the boombox? That is the funniest commercial ever.

Cool, thanks. BTW, has Central played any playoff football games yet?

How do you calculate it so quickly?

Wow, I was really happy when I saw the title of this thread from the lobby, then totally dissapointed when I entered.

Does anyone know where to find footage on the internet of that baserunner completely tripping head over heels at third base? I don't remember who it was, or who he played for, but I'll bet there's a clip of that somewhere on the net. Anyone know where that is?

The popularity of the PS2 and XBOX doesn't mean their game developers are better. Neither have the first-party games Gamecube has. Nothing even close. The only thing Gamecube lacks is online play. Too many kids dismiss Gamecube because there aren't enough games where people get "blowed up" or other nonsense like that.

Nintendo is far and away the best video game developer.

Has Theresa ever had a real job? I don't know the answer, but I'm bringing it up because she's the heiress to the Heinz corporation. Seems like life was probably handed to her on a silver platter, right?

Does anyone have an exact quote from Theresa? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Knowing our luck Valentin would see it, get inspired, and come back for the league minimum.

Bahahaha!

JANEANE GARAFALO! :puke

You need to watch more standup. Laura Kitlinger is pretty funny. Cheri O'Teri always made me laugh on SNL.