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Carlos is going to have to wear a batting helmet in LF just in case some kid jacks one.

I think I saw her at the Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo.

Me and my friends did some stupid things but you would never hear about things like this 10-20 years ago. Maybe it's not the kids fault, maybe more stupid people are having kids these days for the tax break? :headshake

Even church can't help stupid people.

Especially under-age drinking. This generation of teens hasn't proven to be the most intelligent. :headshake

Positive spin Negative spin Welcome to the Cubune.

It's colder?

In the AL.

The celebrities are playing for charity and so it's not as serious as WSP and they have fun with it, same as if I were playing poker with my buddies and that's more fun to watch IMO.

Is it the season finale or the series finale? HBO makes it sound like this is the last episode ever. I thought there was going to be one more season?

That was awesome!!! He also hasn't given up a run, whether earned or not, since April 20th.

I think the Celebrity Poker is a little more entertaining (starts Thursday).

My vote went to Portland. Move them into the AL West and shift Pittsburgh into the NL East and then all divisions are at 5 teams apiece.

They will also have mini slot machines built into the back of every seat.

Leia's and Solo's bantar was classic in this film: Leia - "I'd just rather assume kiss a Wookie." Solo - "I can arrange that." Leia - "I love you." Solo - "I know." Too bad Lucas didn't hire Colin Farrel as Annakin back in 2000. If anyone can play a villian it's this guy.

I highly doubt FOX is going to cancel a show that brings in anywhere from 21 to 26 million viewers a week.

What a croc!

It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation. When I got laid off from my consulting job and took "early retirement" in April, it became necessary for Nancy to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we need. It was shortly after she started working that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from fishing or hunting about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts supper. I try not to yell, instead I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she finally does get supper on the table. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. It is now not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after supper. I do what I can by reminding her several times each evening that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to help her get them done before she goes to bed. Now that she is older she seems to get tired so much more quickly. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of this. As long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening I am willing to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to the Monday lodge meeting or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club or to Tuesday's Thursday's bowling or something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends things like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting. Also, if I have a really good day of fishing, this allows her to gut and scale the fish at a more leisurely pace. Nancy is starting to complain a little occasionally. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any, if you know what I mean. When doing simple jobs she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to embarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. I tell her that as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me and take her break by the hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Nancy on a daily basis . I'm not saying that the ability to show this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible. No one knows better than I do how frustrating women can become as they get older. However, guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less often because of this article, I will consider that writing it was worthwhile. Signed, Bob . . . Bob's funeral was on Saturday, January 25th. Nancy was acquitted Monday, January 27th

I thought it would say something like, "Thanks for sitting on my face." or "So this is what it's like having your head ripped off and someone s***ting down your neck."

Now that Jasmine Trias has been voted off I'll watch the final. Something needs to be changed with the voting next season.

Quick, trade him to the Blue Jays!!!

Battle of the Network Stars

I don't think ABC would even be considering this if they could air better games but in this day and age of parity, matchups have gotten that much more difficult to choose.

I would like to see new episodes of TJ Hooker. Heather Locklear with handcuffs just gets me hot!

You wouldn't think so if you saw the previews and the current contestants. :puke