Jabroni

I agree. Miller is 0 for 4 with a strikeout and he can't hit for s***. Actually, he doesn't have a single hit in 16 at bats on the season.

Mike Wood in for Jamie Cerda to face Fatt LeCroy.

Jacque Jones K's on a dropped third strike. Torii advances to 3rd base. 2 outs.

And a wild pitch by Cerda advances Torii Hunter to 2nd base.

WOW, John f*** picks off Luis Rivas trying to steal 3rd (who was pinch running for Morneau).

Jamie Cerda can't find the plate. 3-0 to Torii Hunter... And he walks him.

Morneau with a leadoff single.

5-5 tie. Anyone think the Royals will win this one?

"David DeJesus flies out to center fielder Lew Ford. Angel Berroa scores. Missed catch error by third baseman Juan Castro." Does that count as a blown save for Nathan?

His ERA is 0.00 no longer.

3-2 count to DeJesus... RUN-SCORING PLAY!!! BLOWN SAVE FOR NATHAN!!! YEEESSS!!!

OMFG, Berroa with a leadoff double!

Against Nathan? LOL.

Stephen Drew is a Borass client. We aren't drafting him.

But what about All-Star 1st baseman Ken Harvey? :headshake

And he does. He strikes out to end the inning. Nathan will end this game. Royals suck.

John f*** will f*** it up.

Matt Stairs walks. Runners at corners. No outs. Graffanino up. EDIT: "With Tony Graffanino batting, wild pitch by Juan Rincon, Ken Harvey scores. Eli Marrero to 2nd." AMAZING! 5-4 Twins. Graffanino then strikes out. And Terrence Long grounds out. 2 outs. John Buck up...

Ken Harvey with a leadoff single. Passed ball by Corky Miller moves Harvey to 2nd base.

Even though the Royals suck, Andy Sisco is the man... 1.12 ERA 16.0 IP 18 SO 6 BB Hey Flubbies, still need a good reliever? MWAHAHAHAHA! Good job!

Sweeney flies out to RF. Inning over. The Royals are the worst team in baseball.

Gotay flies out to LF. 2 outs. Royals still suck.

Runners at 1st and 2nd. 1 out for the Royals. Gotay up. Let's see how they screw this up.

"Birds May Be Behind Exploding German Toads" http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...exploding_toads Crows are evil.

Reiner vs. Shaq.