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BrandoFan

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  1. Yeah,...and by the time he pitches for the Cards, it would be around 6.00. Mark will be find. If he is healthy, 3.75 ERA is what I am looking at.
  2. Once again, lack of winners for Agassi bothers me. He kept his unforced errors in check, so that's good news, but against Roddick and Federer, he will need to hit winners and return like crazy (especially 2nd serves) all day long or they will pummel him. All that "controlling the tempo" bulls*** is not gonna work because Roddick and Federer have powerful serves which should net them tons of easy points AND can hit winners from ANY point in the court. The only way to beat them is to match their power while commiting less errors and converting more break-point opportunities. Near-flawless tennis in other words. Easier said than done.
  3. Well, that takes care of Grosjan....Didn't figure him for a quitter though.
  4. There is one word that can describe Little Justine.....Heart. I wanna f*** her, too. I am not proud of myself. :headshake
  5. Ed Wood is good. Landau and Depp are excellent.
  6. No way, my nizzle, it's reserved for special occasions-- I have to pay royalties every time I use it. Now if you can somehow set Izzy or Irish up with an insensitive joke....me and Gary got yo back, baby bro.
  7. Hey Soxy, I had a feeling you were a heartless b**** deep down. Now I know why I liked ya.
  8. It's an insult to cocksuckers, Jim.
  9. Inside...that's where the heart is, right?
  10. Well now.......since elCaballo kindly explained to us that it's almost impossible to blow out one's ACL stop-n-going, colliding and jumping on hardwood floor for 2 hours straight playing b-ball....all those instances you cited were in fact Judas Priest-induced mass self-mutilations. Crazy kids and their drugs. :headshake
  11. Linked to it here last week Apu. Nobody cared.
  12. What are you kidding? I dunno, how do you burn your hand roasting marchmellows?
  13. soxfan420, I have a feeling you were a grass dealer in the days when you were hiding 2 grand just in case. Blow? All I remember is him washed-up in the can and hallucinating about his daughter, heartbreaking stuff. People who don't like Johnny Depp are boring.
  14. Let it snow Let it snow Thank God, oh Mighty Let it mothaf***in' SNOW!!!!! I lurve snow. Sunshine is cool too, but occasional snow is AWESOME.
  15. One thing still bothers me is Frank's inability to hit a middle-away pitch-- and that's where he will be pitched in 2004, you bet your sweet ass. They'll start walking him like they did with Daubach to distrupt his rhythm, so Maggs, Konerko, Valentin and Crede better be ready to come through. I mean, logic has it that a long-armed, aging hitter who's never been know for his batspeed and who's made a living in the CF-RF in the past.......would be MUCH more comfortable hitting middle-away pitches. And yet, Frank is clearly more adept at turning on the ball and dropping his hands through. Go figure.
  16. Thomas detractors and assorted character assasins can go ESAD :fyou Sanctimonious pricks.
  17. Tennis fans gotta be happy: Quarters got Roddick, Federer, Agassi, Safin, Nabaldian, Ferrero, Grosjean-- 7 of the 8 best players on this surface. The only guy who let people down was Hewitt whose place is taken by a pretender Arazi. AO is known for pretenders making it to semis and finals, but this year is shaping up to be pretty special.
  18. Well la-di-da....how convenient....are you sure you're a Christian and not a Jew?
  19. I disagree -- whatever Heaven is, after first couple of eternities it would get mighty BORING, 37 shiksa virgins or not. I would just as soon go the way Ahnuld went in T-2.....a little gray dot and then....nothing.
  20. 1 2 5 3 4 Of course it all depends on your definition of "rebound". I would think that if Olivo throws out 40+% of runners, improves his game calling/framing skills and keeps errors/PB's down.....So even if his OPS is only 700 (below average even for a catcher), I would consider it an "improvement". Rowand is all about solid defense, running, bunting and 750 OPS. Ditto Willie...The lower the OPS is, the more steals and better D he better have. Crede- 800+ OPS and 80+ RBI and good D. Konerko- 840 OPS, 90+ RBI and 10 less GIDP and fewer whiff-on-a-balls at 1B. I guess.
  21. BrandoFan

    brandofan -

    Do you know the site where one can actually download it, not karaokee?
  22. Thomas Jefferson? Thomas Edison? Frank Thomas? All dreamers.
  23. Jose is gonna LOVE that LF porchy-porch. If that frees up room for Maddux, let's do it.
  24. BrandoFan

    brandofan -

    Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do-ooo Watcha gonna do ben dey com for you....
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