BrandoFan

Sounds familiar...Is the lead singer an English lad who is banging Gwyneth Paltrow? Chris something, no?

Agassi you bald piece of s***, how dare you lose to a nobody clay specialist who was playing his third consecutive day, including a grueling 4.5 hour 5 setter just a day before?! What happended to your renowned physique? You got caught flatfooted on every other ball and your backhander all but disappreared once again as it did during Ancic fiasco. 9 serve games lost....75 unforced errors, many of very easy variety that you normally make? Making little to no adjustments all tourney long...WTF?! I can understand losing to Costa or Ferrero in the Finals, both of those guys can play magnificently on clay....but 21 yo rookie Coria who played his B game at that?! What happened to all the mental preparation you made? You f***ing chocker, unlike 2000-02 when you faced some tough opponents who more or less outplayed you, this year the Finals were given to you on a silver platter thanks to biased seeding and some luck, truly easy road...But no you rattled under pressure like you used to do in the olden days when you partied in Vegas instead of practicing...Slow start once again bit your on the ass, didn't it, you miserable cocksucker! And whoever was in charge of game strategy, needs to be fired immediately. Better yet, fire yourself immediately for being a stubborn ass and not changing the game plan even though your oppenent was macking a mockery of you and beating you at your own game without hardlyt doing anything notworthy. Preferably with a large caliber pump-action shotgun. You are 33 and will only have two more shots at the whole Grand Slam thing, without which you will never be mentiuoned in the same sentence as Pete Sampras, who never chocked in big games. You sad, light-bulb-headed f***, I spit on your grave.

The Hot Karl + Jelly Doghnut? There must be one classy broad out there who'd be willing.... I need a Silkwood-esque scrub just reading that post.

Masturbation and fornication is wrong. Maimonidities and Rashi spoke vociferously against it. Look what happened to Stevie.

An epithet? Or is it "doer of sex", I forget?

Every one knows the concept...Keep it as short and sweet as possible. JM and KW are the fighters in question.

There is 'rock' and then there is 'metal'...not a big fan of chemo-geology, are we? What's heavier a pound of rock or a pound of metal?

Everyone knows you're Voodoo (even the age matches), stop trying to get to me you hear? Brando, enough with this bull s***. We fully understand that you don't agree with any of cwsox's opinions. Especially regarding Jose. CWSOX45 Whoever told you it was directed toward cwsox in the first place? It's pretty obvious. You made the comment after quoting him. If it wasn't direct at him, than who was it directed at? CWSOX45 Why should I tell you? Only thos privy to a certain type of insight info are the intended recepients. Carry on with the regularly scheduled thread.

Everyone knows you're Voodoo (even the age matches), stop trying to get to me you hear? Brando, enough with this bull s***. We fully understand that you don't agree with any of cwsox's opinions. Especially regarding Jose. CWSOX45 Whoever told you it was directed toward cwsox in the first place?

I dont listen to that crap. I mean, I ask you guys for info on heavy rock metal. You think I listen to no talent punks like Durst? Heck no... Good ol Fred has always been too clever for his own goood- what with such wickedly ambiguous album titles as Pantysniffer and all...... The title of the band is directly related to the [[warning: not for the faint of heart]]: placement of a biscuit in the middle of the circle jerk...the last person to finish gets to eat it. Hence the limp.........Bon appetite!

Very much like Gerdt Mueller before...Vieri and Berkoff are the type of players who don't look very flashy, but it comes to goal scoring. they are as effective as anyone who's ever played the game in the penalty box. Anyone who's ever seen Van Basten score his 4 goals, including the scissor kick in the CL game in 1992....or the kick in top shelve in 1988 Euro Finals against USSR....pure brilliance. Too bad he got injured and never recovered.

Considering you quoted MY sig and not the other way around.........I was just wondering if you didn't like it for some reason. Funny you speak of paranoia.... If I were you, I'd sling "good for you" right back at you, but I won't. Oh, stop c***ing around will ya-- I've been a fan of your ever since our Eminem mini-clash and not until you started ridiculing me with regards to Jose and not until you agreed with BMR that "I know nothing about baseball" despite major flaws in your own arguementation and responding practices...did I get slightly irritated with you. So whatever. What's your point anyway? That I suck Jose's dick? What can I say, when you see it throbbing magnificently in the moonlight, you would too. As far as Easton supposed brilliance...too much axe and not enough scalpel, npi.

Everyone knows you're Voodoo (even the age matches), stop trying to get to me you hear?

Rafa you honestly think Brazilian league is anywhere NEARLY as competetive than the English Primiere League let alone the Italian one whic has been the best in the last 15 years? Just because something is flashy doesn't mean it's good, saying it's the NBA of soccer is just silly...And yes I've seen many games when I was a kid from San Paulu to Peles former team. Marco Van Basten is no worse or less accomished a striker as Romario and he played in a much tougher league for the most part of his career...He was better all around and most people would agree. Beckham is not good? Yes, that's why he was the player of the Year in the world a few years back, wasn't he? Garincha could dribble like no other, but was he better than Platini, Kruiff, Mueller, Batistuta, Maradonna, Baggio, Van Basten, Stoichkov, Klinsmann among many others? Hell, no! Why would Milan coach bench Rivaldo in favor of Chevchenko if the former was so much better? I thought they always wanted to win first and foremost.... I want your opinion on Raul, Figu, Zidane, Stoichkov, Baggio, Del Pierro and Batistuta....I remember them from early/mid-90s, they were very good. You know them? I think you have a big problem/bias with non-Brazilian players, pretty racist if you ask me. Brazil won 5 times, but Germany, Argentina and Italy won a few times too, no?

V, do you have anything against Easton Ellis?

My problem can be summed up in this amazing fact (you do know and respect facts, don't you?): That's 8 runs in 2 games. Even if I were to concede Jose f***ed up that far-from-routine blooper and a run scored, that would bring his season total to 4. Do you not see something clutch/winner-like about that fact alone? (Oh, and and then there is that whole pomposity/arrogance thing with which you tried your bestest to ridicule me in virtually every post all the while oevrlooking numerous corrections, clarifications and qualifiers of mine....but let the bigones be that.)

Yes, hence the "smarmy yuppie cocksucker" part.... His calls on Maggs, DJ and Konerko were nothing short of grotesque.....tho to be fair, since that umpire attack incident and Rios getting "CS" at 3rd to end the game, there have been so many "human mistakes" against the Sox, Iam hardly surprised anymore.

I can blame Crede and Konerko for being horrible at the plate.....because they both have significantly worse numbers than Jose who's been criticized from day one. I can blame... Rios for f***ing up the bunt because Jose was successful in all but one attempt this season, more than Olivo (2 failed) who is the second best on the team I can blame most Sox runners...for not taking extra bases or scoring from 3rd because Jose has been doing it all year long. Just ask Borchard... I can blame...Graffanino for putting himself in a position for the smarmy, yuppy wannabe cocksucker umpire to screw the call by mising an INITIAL tag.....because you don't see Jose miss a tag like that, do you? I can blame Sox defense for the ton of errors they bring in via errors and not only......because Jose has only done it 4 times even if you include Sunday questionable play, and yet he has been bashed for his defense more than Jimenez, Konerko, Crede, Tejada, Guzman COMBINED.... I can blame other player for...not speaking out and not gettting along on the field...when Jose is always helping out Jimenex, Crede and is shown on TV laughing and being loose in the dugout I defend Jose being a winner even when slumping and generally having underrated defense (it's hard not to be underrated when you are considered to be the worst fielding SS in Sox history) all things considered as well.......because of the abuse and ridicule I get for even suggesting that he might be more valuable to a team than his "error" and "average" totals would indicate. The sheer arrogance of Jose bashers is incredible and ironic.

Graff costs us the Toronto game (his failure to start the DP and his FO throw to Crede led to 3 extra outs which B-Jays used to tag Burly with 5 runs) and today he not only missed an initial tag on Lawton thereby putting him in scoring position, but, worse, missed an easy force out because his throw to DJ had very little on it and 3 more runs ended up scoring. That's 8 runs in 2 games. Even if I were to concede Jose f***ed up that far-from-routine blooper and a run scored, that would bring his season total to 4. Do you not see something exceptionally clutch about that fact alone? Or is it one big giant coincidence as far as you are concerned. You tell me...

1. I never said you said...lol. cwsox on the other hand.... 2. The best way to lose an arguement is to overstate something...and after Minnesota game (which was the first and only to be lost by the virtue of Jose's error this season), I found out quickly just how ES worked. 3. The play was makeable but not routine, and Jose justly didn't get an error on it. Most people are just pissed because of the loss and don't know where to place the blame.

I didn't know that "never" and "fewer than normal" were one and the same. Good to know Exaggeration Squad is still operational. BTW even Hawk admitted ther play was far from routine and he usually never stands up for our defense...

. Not even close...and you're supposed to be the native speaker, ain't you? Shame.... You and Roman should do a little research on such simple terms, I figured you were fans of Fred's...A hint: it has something to do with a group of javas gettig together in a circle...

Carlos is faster than Frank and 10 times more fearless. He is no longer a tstupid momo who got picked off so many times in the last 2 seasons, but..... We already had a scare with Olivo's shouder, Valentin's knee and Willie Harris f***ed himself up needlessly....Carlos Lee is the future of this team and I swear nearly every single slide of his is an adventure. How long before he tears ACL or pull a Ventura on us? Let the injury pool commence...

You little rascal, are you telling me you don't know the name of something you've been doing with your buddies since JH? Please someone explain to him why Fred Durst named his band that.

They are two massive f***ing sinkholes in the lineup.