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Hee! But I thought his voice is, like, most ovulation-inducing since James Earl Jones's...that's what I've heard from many college-age women at least. Certainly better than no-vocal chords, nasal whine-athons like Tom Cruise, Sean Penn, Toby McGuire, etc

If Truth were a bowl of soup, You'd be a fork to end all forks. And I'd have me a haiku.

It was bad as was Tears of the Sun. Bruce Willis has sucked big time sinc Pulp Fiction. I am eagerly awaiting Vin Diesel's new flick tentatively titled "Things Blow Up Real Good".

Yo Molto, you sound like one cool Mod. However, so is VoodooChile, and I will stand by it until I see some evidence to the contrary. If anything, him finally deciding enough is enough with beamer only solidifies that position. I used to get into fights with randar, idseer, huskers, rawaction, goony (latter 3 sCrUB fans) and you, but it was never personal/serious, and I could always recognize intelligence (baseball and otherwise) and basic decency behind the screen...BMR (and Ted Nugent, er, I mean Daver to a much lesser extent) is different; I think he is scum among 65 other oh-so-pleasant epithets, which is funny because I NEVER scooped down to his level when posting on ESPN and WSI boards...In fact, if you can believe it, I hadn't had a SINGLE run-in with him EVER prior to him showing up here again a month ago. (Though, to be fair, I always cringed and shrugged when reading his moronities in the past.) Just wanted you to know that. Also, JustJim posted reply to thank me on ESPN not realizing that I don't have an account there anymore. I don''t believe in credit cards I didn;t imply that you were. I meant to poke more fun at BMR's utter pettiness and hypocrisy by suggesting that he may bery well pay lip service to this site and its inhabitants NOW as he would to anything anti-WSI, but in time...well, you got that Michael Jackson/Tommy Mottola reference, I hope.

Agreed...but you know what would be better than killing them over 7-day period? Torturing them AND letting them live out their pathetic, no-longer-have-the-toys-at-the-palace lives. I mean what could be better than REALLY s***ty prison food every day; assorted torture Wedsdays and Fridays; being butt-f***ed by Bubba on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays and tossing That Other Bubba's salad on weekends....for 30-40 years? Good times I tell ya.

And you are a racist, prostitute-killing pedophile. Two can play that game. You know this 3-word gesture would have been more noble and appropriate BEFORE you pointlessly "intervened and accused me of, among other things, wanting to get banned to gain some status points...but whatever. (As it stand, your BS "slim chance that you aren't Voodoo" and "typical WSI mod thing" comments is just that- irrelevant, biased BULLs***. Next.

What is? What, you managed to go one post without breaking out the go-to term, "arrogant"? I'm impressed. Worry not, I know you're just playing-baiting. I won't call you a "bmr-lover" or "bmr's other identity" no matter how many times you beg.

***Dismissable Presumption 101 alert** This begs the question...Whom do you hate more, me or WSI? Oh, really? So when I like disclose my other miniker, defend a mod from the boards wherence I got banned, bash their "feature-ettes", over-praise many Sox players and Soxnet and its mods ad nauseum, etc...AND off the bat let you know what I think of that self-aggrandizing, paranoid f***, BMR, you're (mock)-accusing me of not playing with a full deck? Klasssseeeeee....

As I stated previously, I, unlike voodoo, Bridgeport Joe, Rio, lake-shore-drive, rdivaldi and a few others on soxnet and espn boards, don't have much class when situation calls for it. Which makes for a perfect antidote to a low-life hypocrite that is bmr. I am outspoken when I see injustice, and the way beamer smears Voodoo's name is just that. He isn't kidding either-- he really does hate him with a passion of 10,000 burning suns and is really bitter about getting banned despite a put-on "yay for me!" mask...as his words and actions have been indicating for quite a while now. I may not like WSI as I too got banned...but fair is fair and my soxnet bias doesn't prevent me being objective on this issue, IMO..So sue me. I am certainly risking getting banned from THIS board by carrying on (albeit without much effort as I am waiting for some DivX flicks to be done...but still) and, unlike bmr, have NOTHING to gain image-wise by defending a WSI mod. Since this is off-topic board....

Aren't you the unassailable, unpregnable, undefeateable--no, invincible!-- 8th Wonder of the world...Yeah, you and Iron Mike. Both as delusional as you are psychotic. But at least he has talent...whats your excuse? And even if the first part of the quote is true, isn't it kinda, i dunno, pathetic and loser-ish to actually pick fights with moderators 100 times even if they had done you wrong in the first place? But, wait, I am making too much sense right now...in the World According to Bmr, everyone's a hater...Not that your back-handed, one-line brand of smart-alecking late at night when everyone leaves the board actually consititutes "bravely challending the Mods and the status quo" (as opposed to cowardly and meaningless jabs) as you keep on bragging to everyone who would half-listen...Not that anyone (read:voodoo) with enough sense would respond to your baiting; to theoir credit they handled you just right- with enough respect not engage in kind, but also parent-child firmness to let you know what wasn't acceptable. You got banned/board-spanked and that's was the end of that ugly chapter That is until Molto gets sick and tired of your playful moronisms and irreverence-bordering-on-hatred, warns you a few times, bans you...and promptly gets relegated to the "very-very devilish Hitler" status

For the last time, a stained Playgirl cutout does not a "she" make, silly... Keeping in mind that your baseball posts have less insights than a stuffed rat in daver's house and considering the big, fat, walking irony that is your version of the events (namely accusing Jim of chasing you across boards and being unjustly mean to you all the while conventiently forgetting, intentionally or because of the short attention span or both, that it was you who kept on coming back to WSI time and time again to settle the score, and it is you who was/is bitterly propagating all sorts of "facts" such as him being a Fakester, psycho, daver-lover, etc...knowing full well that in reality he probably never gave you a second thought, not to mention ever considering coming to another board and is therefore defenseless against slander...as contrasted by Jim actually going to bat for you on numerous occasions and extending your sorry, ungrateful ass the benefit of the doubt many a time, etc) makes you into one arrogant, hypocritical and woefully insecure (as WSI experience among others shows) dummy. And like I said, you can't change who you are. Only a moron would take that as a compliment in your case. No reply needed.

You doth protest too much.

Clogging bandwidth with more of your useless and pathetic "smack"? "bmr will be bmr" indeed. (BTW, how come you were posting on Saturday night? I mean, people with an actual life GO OUT...lol, old man)

Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and WSI. Gee, which one is not like the other...? Still fumin' over the KISS thread I see...It's easy to post garden-varity Internet conspiracy-st drivel like that; much harder to actually support it with facts and/or reasonable arguementation. And by that I am mean.... You are wrong as usual- I am most certainly NOT voodoo/Jim as anyone who'd give it a half-thought would immediately recognize. Again for near-sighted, I have ALWAYS enjoyed Jim's pre-mod posts and am HONEST and SECURE enough to admit it on this mostly antagonistic (as is WSI; something about meaningless competition makes some people into assholes...) boards. I can understand how a self-involved pea-brained loser like bmr could make the mistake of thinking that Evil Voodoo is out to get him and/or is jealous of him...but you I expect more from you, marte. Except not really. Do what you want with this informaiton

** -he has a frame and batspeed to hit 15 homers some day -can hit .280 -can definately take a walk -can steal 20+ bases if Manuel allows his catcher to run that often -above-average defensively (game-calling is a problem for now) -has the best arm in the game now that Pudge is declining... If not an outright five-tool, then certainly 4.5 one Along with Buerhle, Konerko, Garland, Rauch, Jimenez, Honel, Borchard, Lee and Crede, this guy is the future of the franchise IMO.

Olivo is a 5-tool** catcher as fa as I am concerned. Fast-learner as second half of last season showed where he went from .250 to .312 at one point. Barring an injury, he will be the best all around catcher in the came in a a few years.

How good is Stewart's stuff? Can he get 3 or more pitches over for strikes? Can he change speeds effectively and use movement? How's he mentally? Is he the second cominng of Buehrle?

(bmr-speak): I am out of ammo and am very weak in all respects. Take pity on my inflantile self. I beg thee. It's 20 to 9:00, CT. Gotta run. For now.

Blablablamegalomania cakes...I guess I could quote George Bernard Shaw or Mart Twain and basically out your trollish ass away so to speak...But saying "bmr will be bmr" will suffice. As in "woefully transparent", "obnoxious" and "asinine to the Nth degree". Ta ta.

Tell me what ails you, pops. I knew if I give it a little the whole fountain of self-aggrandizing and preposterous hubris will follow...Kewep telling that to yourself. Too bad you can't change whoo you are, psycho.

You see, Jim has "class"; I don't. Expect a rhetorical ass-whooping everytime you step over a line from now on, buddy. PS: Using Holocaust and Hitler to justify your little personal grudge and insecurity is beyond pathetic either way you look at it.

Isn;t it a bit too early to come running to others for support, especially after making mighty presumptious claims and tooting yor own "fearless independence" horn? That's just weak even by your puny standards. In any case, did you expect Jim not to ban you after you basically begged (and, in all probability, were begging for many months) for it? You managed to be hypocritical, despearte and retentive in one sentence. Living up to your rep so to speak.

Adding passive-aggressiveness to the bouquet of personal "qualities", eh beamer?

Oh, really? Is that another one of your "facts"? Keep digging the credibility hole, buddy. You are universally laughed at as it is... *crickets chirping*

Will you forgive me if I don't take your normally worthless opinion/word for it? Everyone knows that behind all the misplaced "LMAO's, you'are one sad, obnoxious little clown. Sociopath more like it. Every board must have one I suppose...